Purrfect Beyond Borders
@purrfectpastkemono.bsky.social
Multi-Muse PA Parody Account.
All characters do not originate from Kemonotown.
Also not affiliated with anyone.
All characters do not originate from Kemonotown.
Also not affiliated with anyone.
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[THE EVER EXPANDING LIST OF MUSES]
///oh god. mun here. i'll probably have this pinned, to keep track of how many of these darn things there are. i'll probably get a better pinned sometime, it's not on my list rn
///oh god. mun here. i'll probably have this pinned, to keep track of how many of these darn things there are. i'll probably get a better pinned sometime, it's not on my list rn
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"You should die with honour NOW!"
[nc]
"You should die with honour NOW!"
[nc]
May 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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"You should die with honour NOW!"
[nc]
"You should die with honour NOW!"
[nc]
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"..It's mother's day."
[He sat cross-legged on the floor of his living space, his blade sheathed, and resting firmly on his lap. ]
"...sometimes I ask, was it all even worth it."
"I'm.. far from home. I do miss them, but.."
"...it's just the way things have to be. Can't stop it now."
"..It's mother's day."
[He sat cross-legged on the floor of his living space, his blade sheathed, and resting firmly on his lap. ]
"...sometimes I ask, was it all even worth it."
"I'm.. far from home. I do miss them, but.."
"...it's just the way things have to be. Can't stop it now."
May 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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"..It's mother's day."
[He sat cross-legged on the floor of his living space, his blade sheathed, and resting firmly on his lap. ]
"...sometimes I ask, was it all even worth it."
"I'm.. far from home. I do miss them, but.."
"...it's just the way things have to be. Can't stop it now."
"..It's mother's day."
[He sat cross-legged on the floor of his living space, his blade sheathed, and resting firmly on his lap. ]
"...sometimes I ask, was it all even worth it."
"I'm.. far from home. I do miss them, but.."
"...it's just the way things have to be. Can't stop it now."
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"It's a huge help to me, so.. I don't see why not?-"
[TAKE THE PAWDDAMN HINT, HATARA!!!]
"It's a huge help to me, so.. I don't see why not?-"
[TAKE THE PAWDDAMN HINT, HATARA!!!]
... I'm being serious when I say you don't have to pay me for this. It's... Kind of not very hard. For me, at least.
May 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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"It's a huge help to me, so.. I don't see why not?-"
[TAKE THE PAWDDAMN HINT, HATARA!!!]
"It's a huge help to me, so.. I don't see why not?-"
[TAKE THE PAWDDAMN HINT, HATARA!!!]
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[She hesitates for a moment.. before.. not taking out a rolled up map and hitting him on the head, but successfully patting him on the head.]
[Good job figuring that one out sport, that took forever. It still feels weird to do, but at least this way you can ensure he doesn't bark at you.]
[She hesitates for a moment.. before.. not taking out a rolled up map and hitting him on the head, but successfully patting him on the head.]
[Good job figuring that one out sport, that took forever. It still feels weird to do, but at least this way you can ensure he doesn't bark at you.]
May 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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[She hesitates for a moment.. before.. not taking out a rolled up map and hitting him on the head, but successfully patting him on the head.]
[Good job figuring that one out sport, that took forever. It still feels weird to do, but at least this way you can ensure he doesn't bark at you.]
[She hesitates for a moment.. before.. not taking out a rolled up map and hitting him on the head, but successfully patting him on the head.]
[Good job figuring that one out sport, that took forever. It still feels weird to do, but at least this way you can ensure he doesn't bark at you.]
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"I would've probably had a good time knocking your teeth in once you had your body back... and only spilling your blood upon this ancestral blade once you provoked me, through attempting to take my life, perhaps."
"I mean, if it's to the death, I can certainly acquiesce to that."
"I would've probably had a good time knocking your teeth in once you had your body back... and only spilling your blood upon this ancestral blade once you provoked me, through attempting to take my life, perhaps."
"I mean, if it's to the death, I can certainly acquiesce to that."
May 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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"I would've probably had a good time knocking your teeth in once you had your body back... and only spilling your blood upon this ancestral blade once you provoked me, through attempting to take my life, perhaps."
"I mean, if it's to the death, I can certainly acquiesce to that."
"I would've probably had a good time knocking your teeth in once you had your body back... and only spilling your blood upon this ancestral blade once you provoked me, through attempting to take my life, perhaps."
"I mean, if it's to the death, I can certainly acquiesce to that."
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"I suppose I have both failed in our agreement, and failed to honour the feud between our lineages."
"Since you are both dead, and you aren't dead by my hand."
[Also don't try possessing me, I have warding seals, you numbnut.]
"Dare I say I find this anticlimactic, if anything.."
"I suppose I have both failed in our agreement, and failed to honour the feud between our lineages."
"Since you are both dead, and you aren't dead by my hand."
[Also don't try possessing me, I have warding seals, you numbnut.]
"Dare I say I find this anticlimactic, if anything.."
May 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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"I suppose I have both failed in our agreement, and failed to honour the feud between our lineages."
"Since you are both dead, and you aren't dead by my hand."
[Also don't try possessing me, I have warding seals, you numbnut.]
"Dare I say I find this anticlimactic, if anything.."
"I suppose I have both failed in our agreement, and failed to honour the feud between our lineages."
"Since you are both dead, and you aren't dead by my hand."
[Also don't try possessing me, I have warding seals, you numbnut.]
"Dare I say I find this anticlimactic, if anything.."
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[Even though this is getting sorta ridiculous.. she's fine with it. Because it makes her job easier.]
[Even though this is getting sorta ridiculous.. she's fine with it. Because it makes her job easier.]
(It is indeed with the uttermost precision that he unloads an entire delivery of flour with one paw.)
May 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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[Even though this is getting sorta ridiculous.. she's fine with it. Because it makes her job easier.]
[Even though this is getting sorta ridiculous.. she's fine with it. Because it makes her job easier.]
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[She's totally cool with conventions of normalcy practically being shattered every which-way as long as none of the stuff she's delivering is damaged. ]
[She's totally cool with conventions of normalcy practically being shattered every which-way as long as none of the stuff she's delivering is damaged. ]
(It's a mix of unnerving and helpful as Sparky occasionally just deadlifts something that's far heavier than reasonable. He almost looks apologetic as he does it. As if he's sorry to be damaging the standards of what she considers normal.)
May 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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[She's totally cool with conventions of normalcy practically being shattered every which-way as long as none of the stuff she's delivering is damaged. ]
[She's totally cool with conventions of normalcy practically being shattered every which-way as long as none of the stuff she's delivering is damaged. ]
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"MhMM.. I guess I'll rest for a bit.. it's been a busy dayyy.."
"MhMM.. I guess I'll rest for a bit.. it's been a busy dayyy.."
"You should really take a break, I'm sure your boss would understand how tired you are and would let you rest right?"
May 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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"MhMM.. I guess I'll rest for a bit.. it's been a busy dayyy.."
"MhMM.. I guess I'll rest for a bit.. it's been a busy dayyy.."
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"Right on, then!"
"Let's get this work done."
[She's pretty ecstatic to have help with some of the heavier stuff. It's just bringing it into safe enough storage for now but.. ]
[The extra aid is making it go by a lot quicker!]
"Right on, then!"
"Let's get this work done."
[She's pretty ecstatic to have help with some of the heavier stuff. It's just bringing it into safe enough storage for now but.. ]
[The extra aid is making it go by a lot quicker!]
I've got significant lifting training. If needed, I can float the hockey stick underneath it to help, too. Your schedule will pass quickly, I'm certain of it.
May 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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"Right on, then!"
"Let's get this work done."
[She's pretty ecstatic to have help with some of the heavier stuff. It's just bringing it into safe enough storage for now but.. ]
[The extra aid is making it go by a lot quicker!]
"Right on, then!"
"Let's get this work done."
[She's pretty ecstatic to have help with some of the heavier stuff. It's just bringing it into safe enough storage for now but.. ]
[The extra aid is making it go by a lot quicker!]
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"I might just.."
[She checks the time real quick.. how late is it..]
"I might just.."
[She checks the time real quick.. how late is it..]
*Akimbo would whistle while looking at the list of deliveries*
"Damn, that's quite a lot... No wonder you're tired man-"
"Damn, that's quite a lot... No wonder you're tired man-"
May 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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"I might just.."
[She checks the time real quick.. how late is it..]
"I might just.."
[She checks the time real quick.. how late is it..]
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"I got.. no clue, but maybe I'll look out for it."
"And maybe even say "hi" back, if she starts speaking to me!"
[She seems.. to understand about as well as she should/could. ]
"Well, we got a bit of a schedule ahead.. or I do for the most part, you just help me with lifting the heavy stuff-"
"I got.. no clue, but maybe I'll look out for it."
"And maybe even say "hi" back, if she starts speaking to me!"
[She seems.. to understand about as well as she should/could. ]
"Well, we got a bit of a schedule ahead.. or I do for the most part, you just help me with lifting the heavy stuff-"
... then I'll keep it simple, and just say... sometimes I'm certain I can hear the town. Her voice. Like a voice on the breeze, or a shiver in my bones.
May 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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"I got.. no clue, but maybe I'll look out for it."
"And maybe even say "hi" back, if she starts speaking to me!"
[She seems.. to understand about as well as she should/could. ]
"Well, we got a bit of a schedule ahead.. or I do for the most part, you just help me with lifting the heavy stuff-"
"I got.. no clue, but maybe I'll look out for it."
"And maybe even say "hi" back, if she starts speaking to me!"
[She seems.. to understand about as well as she should/could. ]
"Well, we got a bit of a schedule ahead.. or I do for the most part, you just help me with lifting the heavy stuff-"
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[She shows the list of stuff she was deliverin'. Well, good to know the shops here aren't out of stock here anymore!]
"This shtuff.."
[She shows the list of stuff she was deliverin'. Well, good to know the shops here aren't out of stock here anymore!]
"This shtuff.."
"Definitely start getting more rest ya hear? Also what was you delivering if you don't mind me asking"
May 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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[She shows the list of stuff she was deliverin'. Well, good to know the shops here aren't out of stock here anymore!]
"This shtuff.."
[She shows the list of stuff she was deliverin'. Well, good to know the shops here aren't out of stock here anymore!]
"This shtuff.."
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"Oh.. yea.. hha.. sorry about that.. a lot of heavy lifting and heavy driving and heavy exhaustion heavy on my shoulders and man the world feels like it's weighing down on me."
"Oh.. yea.. hha.. sorry about that.. a lot of heavy lifting and heavy driving and heavy exhaustion heavy on my shoulders and man the world feels like it's weighing down on me."
"No need to apologize miss! But I do suggest getting a good amount of sleep, especially with you being a truck driver.. Could be dangerous you know"
May 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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"Oh.. yea.. hha.. sorry about that.. a lot of heavy lifting and heavy driving and heavy exhaustion heavy on my shoulders and man the world feels like it's weighing down on me."
"Oh.. yea.. hha.. sorry about that.. a lot of heavy lifting and heavy driving and heavy exhaustion heavy on my shoulders and man the world feels like it's weighing down on me."
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"Crazy? I mean.. I dunno, I wouldn't judge."
"I mean, you've already mentioned magic and whatever you did back there was enough to convince me, homedog."
"Crazy? I mean.. I dunno, I wouldn't judge."
"I mean, you've already mentioned magic and whatever you did back there was enough to convince me, homedog."
... It's not like I really know if it happens to anyone else. But I can hear it on the wind sometimes. Some kind of connection...
I probably just sound crazy.
I probably just sound crazy.
May 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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"Crazy? I mean.. I dunno, I wouldn't judge."
"I mean, you've already mentioned magic and whatever you did back there was enough to convince me, homedog."
"Crazy? I mean.. I dunno, I wouldn't judge."
"I mean, you've already mentioned magic and whatever you did back there was enough to convince me, homedog."
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"MY APOLOGIES I- Oh I forgot to have a proper rest after all the liftin' and carryin' of things today, damnit!"
"look, I'm sorry 'bout that- I wasn't lookin' for a moment til I heard somethin hittin' the windshield and I hit the brakes as quick as I could cuz "that ain't usual wth?" ghhfh.."
"MY APOLOGIES I- Oh I forgot to have a proper rest after all the liftin' and carryin' of things today, damnit!"
"look, I'm sorry 'bout that- I wasn't lookin' for a moment til I heard somethin hittin' the windshield and I hit the brakes as quick as I could cuz "that ain't usual wth?" ghhfh.."
*akimbo noticed the truck and would cllimb down from the tree and walk up to the truck window* uhhh miss?
May 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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"MY APOLOGIES I- Oh I forgot to have a proper rest after all the liftin' and carryin' of things today, damnit!"
"look, I'm sorry 'bout that- I wasn't lookin' for a moment til I heard somethin hittin' the windshield and I hit the brakes as quick as I could cuz "that ain't usual wth?" ghhfh.."
"MY APOLOGIES I- Oh I forgot to have a proper rest after all the liftin' and carryin' of things today, damnit!"
"look, I'm sorry 'bout that- I wasn't lookin' for a moment til I heard somethin hittin' the windshield and I hit the brakes as quick as I could cuz "that ain't usual wth?" ghhfh.."
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"It probably didn't favour the last guy considerin' how he "left" the office. ( He didn't storm out, he wasn't angry, or sad, just.. strangely unamicable and very unreadable expressionwise. Idk. ) . Dunno why though.. was he really that slow on the uptake?"
"It probably didn't favour the last guy considerin' how he "left" the office. ( He didn't storm out, he wasn't angry, or sad, just.. strangely unamicable and very unreadable expressionwise. Idk. ) . Dunno why though.. was he really that slow on the uptake?"
It's quiet sometimes. It's a nightmare, other times. But... it's my home. I worry about it a lot.
... I guess it probably needs a good delivery driver. Maybe don't be surprised if magic stuff starts happening around you, or the city itself starts actively favoring you. That sort of thing.
... I guess it probably needs a good delivery driver. Maybe don't be surprised if magic stuff starts happening around you, or the city itself starts actively favoring you. That sort of thing.
May 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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"It probably didn't favour the last guy considerin' how he "left" the office. ( He didn't storm out, he wasn't angry, or sad, just.. strangely unamicable and very unreadable expressionwise. Idk. ) . Dunno why though.. was he really that slow on the uptake?"
"It probably didn't favour the last guy considerin' how he "left" the office. ( He didn't storm out, he wasn't angry, or sad, just.. strangely unamicable and very unreadable expressionwise. Idk. ) . Dunno why though.. was he really that slow on the uptake?"
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"...huh."
"Always a story behind these things. I'm all for that."
"Pretty awesome, I must say. Though it would not surprise me if you have heard it a dozen times from others."
"Still though. Soul Burnscars? Just saying that radiates some kind of formidable aura, very respectable."
"...huh."
"Always a story behind these things. I'm all for that."
"Pretty awesome, I must say. Though it would not surprise me if you have heard it a dozen times from others."
"Still though. Soul Burnscars? Just saying that radiates some kind of formidable aura, very respectable."
It's more that I don't exactly have the option to hide it. I think the burn is on my soul.
May 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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"...huh."
"Always a story behind these things. I'm all for that."
"Pretty awesome, I must say. Though it would not surprise me if you have heard it a dozen times from others."
"Still though. Soul Burnscars? Just saying that radiates some kind of formidable aura, very respectable."
"...huh."
"Always a story behind these things. I'm all for that."
"Pretty awesome, I must say. Though it would not surprise me if you have heard it a dozen times from others."
"Still though. Soul Burnscars? Just saying that radiates some kind of formidable aura, very respectable."
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[She was tired from delivering things around the place ( also carrying them ), dozing off behind the wheel for just a second before.. well, the windshield took a "stray" hit. Luckily she wasn't going too fast because she wasn't on a highway, but driving through town. ]
"WAAuuH?!-"
[She was tired from delivering things around the place ( also carrying them ), dozing off behind the wheel for just a second before.. well, the windshield took a "stray" hit. Luckily she wasn't going too fast because she wasn't on a highway, but driving through town. ]
"WAAuuH?!-"
(Interaction bait of some sort)
*Akimbo would be seen hanging upside downfrom a tree*
*Akimbo would be seen hanging upside downfrom a tree*
May 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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[She was tired from delivering things around the place ( also carrying them ), dozing off behind the wheel for just a second before.. well, the windshield took a "stray" hit. Luckily she wasn't going too fast because she wasn't on a highway, but driving through town. ]
"WAAuuH?!-"
[She was tired from delivering things around the place ( also carrying them ), dozing off behind the wheel for just a second before.. well, the windshield took a "stray" hit. Luckily she wasn't going too fast because she wasn't on a highway, but driving through town. ]
"WAAuuH?!-"
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"1/7. You feeling lucky, Itō?"
[NC]
"1/7. You feeling lucky, Itō?"
[NC]
"Oh fuck no."
[obv nc.]
[obv nc.]
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[Standing there with a bloodied blade, talismans in hand, and a glint in his eye.]
[NC.]
[Standing there with a bloodied blade, talismans in hand, and a glint in his eye.]
[NC.]
May 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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"1/7. You feeling lucky, Itō?"
[NC]
"1/7. You feeling lucky, Itō?"
[NC]
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[Standing there with a bloodied blade, talismans in hand, and a glint in his eye.]
[NC.]
[Standing there with a bloodied blade, talismans in hand, and a glint in his eye.]
[NC.]
May 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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[Standing there with a bloodied blade, talismans in hand, and a glint in his eye.]
[NC.]
[Standing there with a bloodied blade, talismans in hand, and a glint in his eye.]
[NC.]
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"Oh, I'm not intending to. If anything, I wish to bring the opposite of trouble!"
"By.. actually making it so stuff arrives here on time. If there's deliveries that have to be done to here on days other than monday, I'm fully permitting myself to be able to be hassled as such!"
"Oh, I'm not intending to. If anything, I wish to bring the opposite of trouble!"
"By.. actually making it so stuff arrives here on time. If there's deliveries that have to be done to here on days other than monday, I'm fully permitting myself to be able to be hassled as such!"
Look, the best courtesy payment I could hope for from you is that you stay out of trouble. And that, given the option, you endeavour not to hurt anyone here. I kinda took on a bit of a 'local guardian' role for this town.
May 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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"Oh, I'm not intending to. If anything, I wish to bring the opposite of trouble!"
"By.. actually making it so stuff arrives here on time. If there's deliveries that have to be done to here on days other than monday, I'm fully permitting myself to be able to be hassled as such!"
"Oh, I'm not intending to. If anything, I wish to bring the opposite of trouble!"
"By.. actually making it so stuff arrives here on time. If there's deliveries that have to be done to here on days other than monday, I'm fully permitting myself to be able to be hassled as such!"
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"Yea, but if you're helping me on a regular basis, it just feels like the right thing to do?"
"So.. take it as a courtesy and a gesture of my thanks!"
"Yea, but if you're helping me on a regular basis, it just feels like the right thing to do?"
"So.. take it as a courtesy and a gesture of my thanks!"
... Um, don't worry too much about that. I already have a job.
May 4, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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"Yea, but if you're helping me on a regular basis, it just feels like the right thing to do?"
"So.. take it as a courtesy and a gesture of my thanks!"
"Yea, but if you're helping me on a regular basis, it just feels like the right thing to do?"
"So.. take it as a courtesy and a gesture of my thanks!"
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"Hell yesss!"
[She has absolutely no qualms about your suggestion, and immediately is in complete agreement of it.]
"Aight, let's get some done, if this is gonna be a regular thing, I'll even cut some of my pay out for you by the end of the month!"
[She's happy, alright.]
"Hell yesss!"
[She has absolutely no qualms about your suggestion, and immediately is in complete agreement of it.]
"Aight, let's get some done, if this is gonna be a regular thing, I'll even cut some of my pay out for you by the end of the month!"
[She's happy, alright.]
May 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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"Hell yesss!"
[She has absolutely no qualms about your suggestion, and immediately is in complete agreement of it.]
"Aight, let's get some done, if this is gonna be a regular thing, I'll even cut some of my pay out for you by the end of the month!"
[She's happy, alright.]
"Hell yesss!"
[She has absolutely no qualms about your suggestion, and immediately is in complete agreement of it.]
"Aight, let's get some done, if this is gonna be a regular thing, I'll even cut some of my pay out for you by the end of the month!"
[She's happy, alright.]