Cliff Schoenberg
@purplesky.bsky.social
Founder of General Motors
So he didn’t choose to color his hair?
July 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
So he didn’t choose to color his hair?
I didn’t look but I bet close to 2,500 of those 2,700 comments say: “Imagine getting caught eating Domino’s”
July 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I didn’t look but I bet close to 2,500 of those 2,700 comments say: “Imagine getting caught eating Domino’s”
I hope they get a good Jewish lawyer.
June 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I hope they get a good Jewish lawyer.
Something terrible happened to the Menendez Brothers while they were in prison. They became Greg Kinnear.
May 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Something terrible happened to the Menendez Brothers while they were in prison. They became Greg Kinnear.
I can’t wait till they find the Pope’s old offensive tweets and Lorne Michaels has to fire him
May 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I can’t wait till they find the Pope’s old offensive tweets and Lorne Michaels has to fire him
The opposite of GOAT is the person who came up with GOAT
February 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The opposite of GOAT is the person who came up with GOAT
I’m glad nobody asked me to guess what country Paddington was going to.
February 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I’m glad nobody asked me to guess what country Paddington was going to.
I saw Wicked and Olaf wasn’t in it wtf
January 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I saw Wicked and Olaf wasn’t in it wtf
Sprouts is a good store if you need a long line
November 28, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Sprouts is a good store if you need a long line
If I could change one thing to make the world a better place I’d have Dick Van Dyke shave
November 28, 2024 at 1:32 AM
If I could change one thing to make the world a better place I’d have Dick Van Dyke shave
Hello, pun police? I’d like to report a crhyme.
November 25, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Hello, pun police? I’d like to report a crhyme.
Can you be 20 on Sugar Mountain?
A) Yes
B) No
A) Yes
B) No
November 25, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Can you be 20 on Sugar Mountain?
A) Yes
B) No
A) Yes
B) No
Cars were invented so that people could tell the age of photographs
November 21, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Cars were invented so that people could tell the age of photographs
I had 700 followers on Twitter and I have 7 here. Am I doing this right?
November 18, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I had 700 followers on Twitter and I have 7 here. Am I doing this right?
The stock market is going down because it’s projecting a Dem win in 2028
November 15, 2024 at 7:40 PM
The stock market is going down because it’s projecting a Dem win in 2028
Listening to Take a Letter Maria in Grocery Outlet hbu
July 17, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Listening to Take a Letter Maria in Grocery Outlet hbu
I saw a mistake in a new episode of The Bear. At the end, there was a story credit.
July 8, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I saw a mistake in a new episode of The Bear. At the end, there was a story credit.
“Hear me out. What if we SOLD the burnt ones?”
June 16, 2024 at 2:13 AM
“Hear me out. What if we SOLD the burnt ones?”
I’m gonna miss Todd Blanche’s Teller impression
May 30, 2024 at 9:31 PM
I’m gonna miss Todd Blanche’s Teller impression
Beethoven’s 405th
February 28, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Beethoven’s 405th
Let them eat Corn Flakes.
Kellogg's CEO faces backlash after suggesting people should eat...
Kellogg's CEO Gary Pilnick advised shoppers chalking up more of their paychecks to soaring grocery bills than they have in the past three decades to just eat cereal instead.
nypost.com
February 27, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Let them eat Corn Flakes.
This lectern just cost me $19,000 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
October 20, 2023 at 2:08 AM
This lectern just cost me $19,000 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
What do dogs drink in France? Eau de toilette
July 24, 2023 at 11:51 PM
What do dogs drink in France? Eau de toilette