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Idiot looking for a village. Not updating this feed.
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purplesime.bsky.social
Went for a dog walk. It’s very verdant right now, except for those who are colourblind.
A path through bushes that show how green it is, but a filter applied to the photo strips it of colour so all the greens look murky brown.
June 12, 2024 at 7:33 AM
purplesime.bsky.social
The future of parks
Man sitting on a park bench, a children’s playground behind him. He is wearing a VR headset.
May 27, 2024 at 7:47 PM
purplesime.bsky.social
Site of one of the earliest known outdoor raves, 1888.
A brick wall that has a concrete block in the middle that reads, “Party Wall 1888.
March 28, 2024 at 7:44 PM
purplesime.bsky.social
You ever wondered where the Twitter logo went to die? South London suburbia.
An image of a green door with a dark blue circle that contains an image of the Twitter bird. Above the bird is the word ‘THE’ and below is the word ‘NEST’.
February 8, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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Not intelligent enough to remove the HTML tags, though.
Screenshot of a LinkedIn advertisement for dentsu and artificial intelligence. HTML mark-up can be seen surrounding the video captions, which were produced by AI, according to the video.
January 24, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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Went to the farm with @mattmuir.bsky.social

For the avoidance of doubt, this is not Matt in the pic.
A llama
January 9, 2024 at 1:08 PM
purplesime.bsky.social
My copy of @jomc.bsky.social’s latest novel, Wrong Way, arrived today. Hurrah. I just know this will be ace.
Image of a book against a wood background. The book cover is read with white writing running vertically: the right hand side says Joanne McNeil; the left-hand side reads, Wrong Way. Both are in uppercase. There is an image of what looks like twisted grey metal running from the top left corner to the bottom.
December 9, 2023 at 1:47 PM
purplesime.bsky.social
As long as it’s not these ones…

That said, a previous treatment had the side effect ‘death’ listed. 🤷🏼‍♂️
List of side effects that a cancer treatment says people can have: • a serious whole body infection (sepsis) • changes to your blood sugar levels and diabetes • increased appetite • suicidal thoughts and hearing voices (hallucinations) • numbness and tingling in the feet and hands • bleeding in the brain • inflammation of the heart and a heart attack • low blood pressure • inflammation of the lungs, pancreas and bowel • pain in your back • an enlarged liver • increase in the level of liver enzymes • protein in your urine • damage to the kidneys that causes them to not work properly • a severe skin reaction that may start as tender red patches which leads to peeling or blistering of the skin. You might also feel feverish and your eyes may be more sensitive to light. This is serious and could be life threatening
November 14, 2023 at 8:57 AM
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Saw this in Mastodon from a person who goes by the name noizepride, and I felt it needed sharing widely.
Print out taped to some concrete. Text: See A Tent? Just fucking leave it alone, thanks. Maybe instead of complaining about a homeless person's only shelter from the elements, you could do something about the economic conditions that put them there in there first place? Or maybe let them use the bathroom at your overpriced, bougie-ass hipster cafe? As you go out of your way to make the life of a homeless person harder, ask yourself the question: What the fuck is wrong with me?
November 5, 2023 at 8:24 PM
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Someone just showed me this and it’s so on the nose.
Author, Iain Banks is shown on the left. On the right, the text shows a quote from Iain that reads as follows: “I'm not arguing there are no decent people in the Tory Party, but they're like bits of sweetcorn in a turd: technically they've kept their integrity, but they're still embedded in shit.”
October 29, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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Viewed a view.
October 7, 2023 at 3:32 PM
purplesime.bsky.social
Asked Stable Diffusion for a new LinkedIn photo. Amazing result. Like looking in a mirror.
October 2, 2023 at 6:12 PM
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Is putting the estate agents name on the for sale board now a thing? I’ve seen things like this a lot recently. I find it disconcerting.
September 27, 2023 at 8:52 AM