I mean tbf all of those options are stupid

This. My mum keeps correcting herself and saying she's listening instead of reading and it makes me sad. And I mostly read on my kindle cos my wrists can't cope with heavy books.

Sounds plausible, but also every time I hear that problem I find myself shouting "Why do you have a fox! Maybe just leave the fox in the wild and your problem is solved!"

Not to mention the concept of "access to essential services"

Maybe it's a marketing ploy, similar to Coke putting names on their bottles?

The article then makes it clear that he didn't actually say that, but argues that's what his planned measures amount to. I know it's genocide, but I'd rather we could avoid deception when we call it out given how many outright lies are out there rn

I read a LOT of stuff written at the time as well which supports this view. People were certainly short of a lot of things (like butter and sugar), but it wasn't as miserable as all that. The modern image of the Home Front is based as much on Ministry of Food propaganda as on fact.

Most of them remembered eating meat with nearly every meal and fish and chips on Fridays. This is because offal was unrationed, and many people also had access to rabbit or pigeon as well as the occasional secret pig or chicken...

Honestly after seeing him yesterday I did

And yet this would still be safer than some of the more notorious gender reveal parties :-D

In this country - I can't imagine it being a danger - remember those cans exist in much hotter climates safely

Doesn't he have teachers by now?