K. Boreas
@purplemids.bsky.social
Just an average guy with ordinary interests.
He's an egregore, a collective thought-form that gains sentience from the combined psychic energy of everyone thinking about him. Soon he will burst into our spacial dimension with a lusty "oh yeah!", leaving a portal to the realm of demons and nightmares permanently opened in his wake.
October 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
He's an egregore, a collective thought-form that gains sentience from the combined psychic energy of everyone thinking about him. Soon he will burst into our spacial dimension with a lusty "oh yeah!", leaving a portal to the realm of demons and nightmares permanently opened in his wake.
I knew I was cooked when it asked if he lived in the water.
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I knew I was cooked when it asked if he lived in the water.
I work at the cigarette factory and it's my job to add the contents of the barrel labeled "poison" to the big vat of healthy, nutritious, all-natural tobacco. Not sure why we do it, they don't pay me to ask questions.
October 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I work at the cigarette factory and it's my job to add the contents of the barrel labeled "poison" to the big vat of healthy, nutritious, all-natural tobacco. Not sure why we do it, they don't pay me to ask questions.
I read somewhere that in Antiquity there was an on-going public nuisance of guys falling in love with statues then being caught attempting sex acts on them when they thought no one was looking.
October 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I read somewhere that in Antiquity there was an on-going public nuisance of guys falling in love with statues then being caught attempting sex acts on them when they thought no one was looking.
Not sure if the specifics but I do know that University of Alaska Fairbanks students are a large part of the city's population.
October 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Not sure if the specifics but I do know that University of Alaska Fairbanks students are a large part of the city's population.
Hate that I was born at the peak of the trend but grateful that so many boys have been spared this disgusting practice since.
October 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hate that I was born at the peak of the trend but grateful that so many boys have been spared this disgusting practice since.
Glad to throw what I can your way, sorry it's not more! Thanks for consistently making me laugh.
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Glad to throw what I can your way, sorry it's not more! Thanks for consistently making me laugh.
10/10, incredible game.
September 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
10/10, incredible game.
I'm so mad I could say the F word, but I won't because of all the children who look up to me.
September 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I'm so mad I could say the F word, but I won't because of all the children who look up to me.
I'll call him handsome for $50k
September 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I'll call him handsome for $50k
I can wrap my mind around the fact that some people liked Charlie Kirk and are upset that he was killed, but what is the impulse to film something like this? Who is this for? What does he get out of showing people this?
September 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I can wrap my mind around the fact that some people liked Charlie Kirk and are upset that he was killed, but what is the impulse to film something like this? Who is this for? What does he get out of showing people this?
I love my takes too much to let other people have them.
September 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I love my takes too much to let other people have them.
They think the ontologically good people should be protected at all costs, regardless of their alleged crimes, and the ontologically bad people should be punished by any means necessary. When you realize that this is how they think every seeming hypocrisy makes a lot more sense.
September 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
They think the ontologically good people should be protected at all costs, regardless of their alleged crimes, and the ontologically bad people should be punished by any means necessary. When you realize that this is how they think every seeming hypocrisy makes a lot more sense.
They don't believe that a person is good/bad based on their actions, they believe good/bad are ontological categories. A good person, aka someone on their team, is good no matter what they do and a bad person, someone on the other team, is bad even if they didn't do anything bad.
September 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
They don't believe that a person is good/bad based on their actions, they believe good/bad are ontological categories. A good person, aka someone on their team, is good no matter what they do and a bad person, someone on the other team, is bad even if they didn't do anything bad.
Honestly we should build some kind of state-sponsored asylum where they can yell at the TV and call the cops on each other all day. Like The Villages in Florida but they're not allowed to leave, vote, bother normal people, etc.
August 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Honestly we should build some kind of state-sponsored asylum where they can yell at the TV and call the cops on each other all day. Like The Villages in Florida but they're not allowed to leave, vote, bother normal people, etc.
Considering Stephen Miller a comrade because he saw the Rugrats movie.
August 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Considering Stephen Miller a comrade because he saw the Rugrats movie.
Ran into the part of Tiktok for these people. One boldly declared that within one month Donald Trump would be arrested and tried for treason. Can't wait to see them argue over whether he was replaced with a clone.
August 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Ran into the part of Tiktok for these people. One boldly declared that within one month Donald Trump would be arrested and tried for treason. Can't wait to see them argue over whether he was replaced with a clone.
I've been trying a lot of NA beers and I've found the only ones I'm really into are the IPAs. Turns out I don't like beer so much as I just like hops. The NA Blue Moon is fine too.
August 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I've been trying a lot of NA beers and I've found the only ones I'm really into are the IPAs. Turns out I don't like beer so much as I just like hops. The NA Blue Moon is fine too.
Diogenes of Sinope was the original shitposter.
July 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Diogenes of Sinope was the original shitposter.
It had an effect on my politics when I was a teenager just repeating things I thought were funny or subversive but I eventually outgrew it. I'm embarrassed to remember thinking the "dicks, pussies and assholes" bit from Team America was a poignant observation about geopolitics lmao
July 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It had an effect on my politics when I was a teenager just repeating things I thought were funny or subversive but I eventually outgrew it. I'm embarrassed to remember thinking the "dicks, pussies and assholes" bit from Team America was a poignant observation about geopolitics lmao