josh
@purplelemons.dev
20M | he/him | audhd
📍 Texas, US
eco Marxist Leninist, cybersecurity grad, amateur full-stack dev
pfp is me dressed as borat for halloween
banner is "yellow killing show" (iykyk)
📍 Texas, US
eco Marxist Leninist, cybersecurity grad, amateur full-stack dev
pfp is me dressed as borat for halloween
banner is "yellow killing show" (iykyk)
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josh
@purplelemons.dev
· Dec 16
i am just as comfortable on an arch machine writing with nvim as i am at a casino
im writing a fiction novel about disposable income
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
im writing a fiction novel about disposable income
it's frustrating because--as a communist--you're expected to be a historian, a philosopher, and an economist at the bare minimum to answer questions; while any fascist can shotgun a monster and scream oneliners
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
it's frustrating because--as a communist--you're expected to be a historian, a philosopher, and an economist at the bare minimum to answer questions; while any fascist can shotgun a monster and scream oneliners
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BREAKING: Dem Rep. Mikie Sherrill has won the race for New Jersey governor.
She defeated Republican Jack Ciattarelli to retain Democratic control of the governor's office as Dems win both of the year's gubernatorial races.
Read more: politi.co/49xNGRV
She defeated Republican Jack Ciattarelli to retain Democratic control of the governor's office as Dems win both of the year's gubernatorial races.
Read more: politi.co/49xNGRV
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
BREAKING: Dem Rep. Mikie Sherrill has won the race for New Jersey governor.
She defeated Republican Jack Ciattarelli to retain Democratic control of the governor's office as Dems win both of the year's gubernatorial races.
Read more: politi.co/49xNGRV
She defeated Republican Jack Ciattarelli to retain Democratic control of the governor's office as Dems win both of the year's gubernatorial races.
Read more: politi.co/49xNGRV
i want to see the in-between episodes of the star wars movies where the main characters learn to talk like they're from the 18th century
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i want to see the in-between episodes of the star wars movies where the main characters learn to talk like they're from the 18th century
i almost got pulled over, so i sped up
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i almost got pulled over, so i sped up
over the garden wall is whinnie the pooh meets darkwood
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
over the garden wall is whinnie the pooh meets darkwood
everytime a liberal regurgitates state sponsored colonial propaganda, a cia agent gets its wings
October 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
everytime a liberal regurgitates state sponsored colonial propaganda, a cia agent gets its wings
astral projectile vomiting
October 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
astral projectile vomiting
October 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
elmo may not be the most in-shape human, but he is the most shaped.
October 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
elmo may not be the most in-shape human, but he is the most shaped.
why is it so hard to remember what you see when your eyes are crossed?
October 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
why is it so hard to remember what you see when your eyes are crossed?
a colluding majority of billionaires could bribe the military
October 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
a colluding majority of billionaires could bribe the military
you know what they say: assuming makes an ass out of you and ming
October 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
you know what they say: assuming makes an ass out of you and ming
most my cases are either configuration errors (users who have a lot of power doing dumb things) or end users installing/browsing potential malware (users who have little to no power doing different but equally as dumb things)
i can throw buzzwords at you all day and still have plenty to spare. cybersecurity is built on the ignorance of end users and i will persist as long as grandma doesnt remember how to backup her iphone
October 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
most my cases are either configuration errors (users who have a lot of power doing dumb things) or end users installing/browsing potential malware (users who have little to no power doing different but equally as dumb things)
i can throw buzzwords at you all day and still have plenty to spare. cybersecurity is built on the ignorance of end users and i will persist as long as grandma doesnt remember how to backup her iphone
October 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
i can throw buzzwords at you all day and still have plenty to spare. cybersecurity is built on the ignorance of end users and i will persist as long as grandma doesnt remember how to backup her iphone
what idiot called it "randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo" and not "trick or treatment"
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
what idiot called it "randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo" and not "trick or treatment"
they wont let me verify LD50 is above 1 kg material / kg body mass
October 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
they wont let me verify LD50 is above 1 kg material / kg body mass
games are how we microdose infinity
October 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
games are how we microdose infinity
when i own a software company, im gonna puy a shittymorph in the terms of service somewhere in the middle and fire anyone on the legal team who says i cant
October 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
when i own a software company, im gonna puy a shittymorph in the terms of service somewhere in the middle and fire anyone on the legal team who says i cant