I was so embarrassed in front of all those white folks. I looked like a nomadic crackhead waddling back to my car in that hot ass sun. Baby I cried so mfn hard in that hot ass car. I almost passed out. I had to pour water on myself.

So yeah, Fuck Plato’s Closet.

Needless to say, I was siiiiiiiicckkkk. I wasted my whole goddamn paycheck tryna flip some shit. Justa stupid. Heart justa broken. I felt like I couldn’t breathe. And I even went deaf a lil bit.

I went tf offfffffff. I told that hoe, “All them uglahh, soul ass clothes up in here and you talking about some out of mfn season? This whole goddamn sto outta mf season. … Yadda, Yadda, Yadda.

She says something about the tags being from a season they stopped buying from and gave me back alll of them heavy ass, black trash bags.

I said “Huh? Outta all these bags yal only want a pair of fucking pants?” And she was like yeaaahhh the rest of the clothes are out of season. Im like “Season? what tf you mean? These are SUMMER CLOTHES.”

Anyway, I had a big ass kool aid smile! I felt the spirit of the Lord guiding my broke ass steps.

I get there and walk up to the counter to see how much I done hit for and them summa bitches said they only found 1 item they’d like to buy. A pair of white fucking pants.

So I ended up going to CiCis in the same shopping center. As I’m walking back to retrieve my fortunes Im justa jigging and shit. Out that hoe talking bout “Popped a molly Im sweating, Woo!” Boy did I foreshadow TF out my ass.

Anywho, I filled up bout 4,5 big, black, heavy duty trash bags and drove my black ass to PC. I get there and I walk in all polite and nice “Heyyyyyy, how are youuuu??” Type shit. It ended up being a wait, okay cool. I looked around for a bit and the clothes gave dusty but whatever.

Mind you, it’s Texas summer and my car aint got no AC so babyyyyyyyy I just knew I was finna flip this shit and rack it TF up!

Im giddy as hell grabbing that uglahh shit off the rack. I vividly remember singing “Hey Ya” while shopping. 🎶 Now what’s cooler than being cool? ICE COLDDD🎶

Well, I hoard my clothes so I wasn’t interested. Then one day Im out at Spring Creek Mall and I come across two stores that had going out of business sales. Everything was like $1 to $5. Soooo I bought so much shit from them funky ass boutiques with my lil fast food checks.

Soooo 2013, I was a sophomore in college so like 19 and had just moved into my own apartment. I worked at a fast food restaurant and wanted to make some extra income. One of my classmates put me on game about Plato’s closet.