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"Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats." - Dave LFA 34
Walking into a local brewery to grab a couple tallboys on the walk home is a vibe.
Starts the weekend off right
Starts the weekend off right
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Walking into a local brewery to grab a couple tallboys on the walk home is a vibe.
Starts the weekend off right
Starts the weekend off right
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die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
I highly recommend getting an old rocking chair if you wish to read more books.
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I highly recommend getting an old rocking chair if you wish to read more books.
Hearing constant ads on local radio reminding people to check labels and boycott American products.
Its pretty great to have local independent radio.
Its pretty great to have local independent radio.
March 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hearing constant ads on local radio reminding people to check labels and boycott American products.
Its pretty great to have local independent radio.
Its pretty great to have local independent radio.
End of life decisions for a pet are the hardest decisions to make
February 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
End of life decisions for a pet are the hardest decisions to make
I love when bad coworkers get what's coming to them
January 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I love when bad coworkers get what's coming to them
Nothing like a walk in -10 weather to wake you up in the morning. Haven't touched my coffee but already wide awake.
January 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Nothing like a walk in -10 weather to wake you up in the morning. Haven't touched my coffee but already wide awake.
Watching the delivery guys at my work have a snowball fight between deliveries
January 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Watching the delivery guys at my work have a snowball fight between deliveries
Remembering the time I cooked and ate a horse steak without realising
January 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Remembering the time I cooked and ate a horse steak without realising
I am tempting fate by sitting in this recliner at work. Will the eepy lose? Or will I be awoken by a customer.
January 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I am tempting fate by sitting in this recliner at work. Will the eepy lose? Or will I be awoken by a customer.
I opened the mini fridge at work today to find a live lobster chilling
January 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I opened the mini fridge at work today to find a live lobster chilling
I love when the Canada US game lines up with new years eve.
December 31, 2024 at 2:59 PM
I love when the Canada US game lines up with new years eve.
This brunch is gonna slap
December 31, 2024 at 2:32 PM
This brunch is gonna slap
Time to find a NYE party to crash and turn into my birthday party
December 27, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Time to find a NYE party to crash and turn into my birthday party
Be a good landlord, give your tenants free rent for December
December 21, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Be a good landlord, give your tenants free rent for December
At work missing my dog
December 20, 2024 at 5:47 PM
At work missing my dog
Currently warming my balls with the nice warm air from the furnace
December 17, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Currently warming my balls with the nice warm air from the furnace
Having a song line up with you getting on the highway and being able to floor it to the music is an amazing feeling
December 16, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Having a song line up with you getting on the highway and being able to floor it to the music is an amazing feeling
I love how cops constantly drive with their lights off at night.
December 13, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I love how cops constantly drive with their lights off at night.
I love it when my manager demonstrates her incompetence in front of the company owners
December 13, 2024 at 1:33 PM
I love it when my manager demonstrates her incompetence in front of the company owners
You know what I haven't seen lately? People putting cars on roofs and in buildings as a prank.
December 11, 2024 at 4:24 PM
You know what I haven't seen lately? People putting cars on roofs and in buildings as a prank.
Check in on your local fishmonger this time of year.
December 8, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Check in on your local fishmonger this time of year.
I did too good at my job and am now being punished by having to unload a semi in the rain
December 5, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I did too good at my job and am now being punished by having to unload a semi in the rain
My town is not like yours. Our organized crime deals in lobsters not drugs.
December 1, 2024 at 7:10 PM
My town is not like yours. Our organized crime deals in lobsters not drugs.
My biggest red flag is I am a big mopar fan (especially Ram trucks)
November 29, 2024 at 8:12 PM
My biggest red flag is I am a big mopar fan (especially Ram trucks)