purpleeflowers.bsky.social
@purpleeflowers.bsky.social
Idc how good you say your grandma macaroni and cheese is, if that WANCH using shell noodles don’t put it on my plate!
November 28, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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Ain’t got no tea on me, this hoe think she TMZ
a man wearing a black hoodie and a hat with the letter m on it is standing in front of a blue door
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November 26, 2024 at 6:30 AM
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PSA TO THE SCAMMERS:
1. No you cannot draw me
2. No you cannot cash app me money
3. No I will not answer your question “correctly” to receive a “prize”
4. Leave me alone 😘
November 22, 2024 at 12:26 PM
These folks done took all the elbow and cavatappi noodles. I almost said a slur
November 25, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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Ain’t seein a lot of Capricorn
November 23, 2024 at 10:18 AM
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When I leave here to visit Twitter, I get a "watch your purse" feeling.
November 20, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Why I’m finding out from Twitter that Andrew Tate tried to bring his ass over here and got banned after one day? Yea not leaving this app lmao.
November 21, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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HANGMAN. ANSWER ME NOW. YOU OWE ME A DEBT. YOU STOLE HIM FROM ME.
a woman is sitting at a table with her mouth open and a necklace on her neck .
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November 20, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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me snatching my follow back from mfs who are on here following and unfollowing. this ain’t the bird app pussy ho.
a man and a woman are looking at each other in front of a car
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November 17, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: a man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted into his rectum, doctors have described his condition as stable
November 18, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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Whoever’s cuddling tonight, I hope one of ya’ll fall off the bed. And then get charlie horses in both legs.
November 17, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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People be weird and think you slow!
November 17, 2024 at 5:51 AM