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Purple Drank
@purpledrank.bsky.social
I am a hallucinogenic beverage with strong baseball opinions. I apologize for any typos, as I am a liquid in a bottle and do not have any hands to type with
Can this site please take over now
January 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Not at all predicting where Soto is going, but the Dodgers being completely radio silent when it comes to Juan Soto rumors is completely on brand.
December 5, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Blake Snell has been dreaming of this partnership for as long as Blake Snell has realized that he can capitalize on personal merchandise
December 3, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Me, watching the Army-Notre Dame football game

“Oh hey that’s where Gerrit Cole stopped running to 1st base”
November 24, 2024 at 12:04 AM
HaAhahahaaaaaaaa go Cal
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM
It’s been three weeks, but I think my favorite subtle detail of Freeman’s grand slam is the one fan in the background who throws water into the air in celebration as Freeman is flexing towards the bullpen and rounding third base.
November 21, 2024 at 6:13 PM
The discourse is silly. Yes, you absolutely want Juan Soto. It’s not your money.

Plus Dave Roberts is the manager, and while he is the worst World Series winning strategist manager ever, he also manages a damn fine clubhouse culture.
November 19, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Had a case of the Mondays, so I watched Freddie’s grand slam again and I feel fantastic
November 18, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I remember when Celebrity Deathmatch was claymation. But thank god we are like two steps away from making it a reality.
November 16, 2024 at 5:30 PM
hi @jonheyman.bsky.social I’m so happy to have access to communicate with you again!!
November 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Somebody should create an app that allows you to automatically copy and post your bluesky post onto Twitter, but does it without adding impressions to Twitter analytics. Brilliant concept, IMO
November 15, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Hi @andrewbaggarly.bsky.social I look forward to many interactions on this platform
November 15, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I totally didn’t even account for the fact that I have a fresh slate to interact with the likes of Jon Heyman, Bill Plunkett, Alanna Rizzo, and countless other media people who blocked me. Looking forward to very mature and serious discussions on this app again.
November 15, 2024 at 7:55 PM
So nice that I am the first Purple Drank on this platform, and not the 0th
November 15, 2024 at 7:51 PM