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Also not a fan of pink nipples.
Almost donated after getting this phishing email until I remembered I’m still paying back my student loans
November 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Almost donated after getting this phishing email until I remembered I’m still paying back my student loans
I can’t wait for this album to drop!!!!
Happy Halloween from MamaK and family. We ride at dusk to Purge and You're Next‼️
October 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I can’t wait for this album to drop!!!!
I grew a honeydew.
I hate honeydew.
Then I tasted the honeydew I grew.
Now I love my homegrown honeydew.
I hate honeydew.
Then I tasted the honeydew I grew.
Now I love my homegrown honeydew.
August 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I grew a honeydew.
I hate honeydew.
Then I tasted the honeydew I grew.
Now I love my homegrown honeydew.
I hate honeydew.
Then I tasted the honeydew I grew.
Now I love my homegrown honeydew.
“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity”
Hanlon’s Razor
Hanlon’s Razor
August 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity”
Hanlon’s Razor
Hanlon’s Razor
Our tunas are blooming 😍
June 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Our tunas are blooming 😍
I read “vagal breathing” as “vaginal breathing” and now I’ve been thinking about queefs all day.
June 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I read “vagal breathing” as “vaginal breathing” and now I’ve been thinking about queefs all day.
My ex tried this trick with laser tag.
I ended up on top of the leader board and now he had to take me out to eat knowing I’m the better shot.
I ended up on top of the leader board and now he had to take me out to eat knowing I’m the better shot.
June 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My ex tried this trick with laser tag.
I ended up on top of the leader board and now he had to take me out to eat knowing I’m the better shot.
I ended up on top of the leader board and now he had to take me out to eat knowing I’m the better shot.
I grow Russian pickling cucumbers just so I can make (and eat) my own pickles.
so… y’all really be eating pickles?
a baby wearing a pink wig and a pink hat is smiling .
ALT: a baby wearing a pink wig and a pink hat is smiling .
media.tenor.com
June 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I grow Russian pickling cucumbers just so I can make (and eat) my own pickles.
What y’all doing this weekend? www.eventbrite.com/e/schomburg-...
Schomburg Centennial Festival
Join us for a celebration of the African Diaspora through the power of literature, literacy, and community!
www.eventbrite.com
June 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
What y’all doing this weekend? www.eventbrite.com/e/schomburg-...
Y’all really had to listen to a Wayne album to figure out he’s a trash “rapper”?????
He wasn’t even the best Cash Money rapper.
How did y’all get here?
He wasn’t even the best Cash Money rapper.
How did y’all get here?
June 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Y’all really had to listen to a Wayne album to figure out he’s a trash “rapper”?????
He wasn’t even the best Cash Money rapper.
How did y’all get here?
He wasn’t even the best Cash Money rapper.
How did y’all get here?
These golden handcuffs are starting to hurt 😞
June 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
These golden handcuffs are starting to hurt 😞
Claude McKnight added, “I know that kid had a lot inside, a lot eating at him for a long, long time. **I may have contributed to what happened** with him, what I do know is he’s out of pain now. I just want to uplift that young man.”
Burn the whole effing diseased branch…my goodness.
Burn the whole effing diseased branch…my goodness.
May 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Claude McKnight added, “I know that kid had a lot inside, a lot eating at him for a long, long time. **I may have contributed to what happened** with him, what I do know is he’s out of pain now. I just want to uplift that young man.”
Burn the whole effing diseased branch…my goodness.
Burn the whole effing diseased branch…my goodness.
Where TF is Rosie Perez??? That’s the only PR Fly Girl I wanna see dancing on my timeline.
May 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Where TF is Rosie Perez??? That’s the only PR Fly Girl I wanna see dancing on my timeline.
One of my life goals is to build a naturhus on some acreage with a freshwater source like a spring or brook. I hope to purchase my land next year.
May 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
One of my life goals is to build a naturhus on some acreage with a freshwater source like a spring or brook. I hope to purchase my land next year.
Meaning isn’t found, it’s made.
May 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Meaning isn’t found, it’s made.
Getting into audiobooks and why are they singing??!!!!
I’m going back to physical books. I have no time for this.
I’m going back to physical books. I have no time for this.
May 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Getting into audiobooks and why are they singing??!!!!
I’m going back to physical books. I have no time for this.
I’m going back to physical books. I have no time for this.
Thanks for reminding me its Black Cowboy season out here in NYC 😏
Gonna leave this here… for no apparent reason.
May 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Thanks for reminding me its Black Cowboy season out here in NYC 😏
This also includes:
Gatherings
Hangouts
Shindigs
Hootenannies
Get togethers
Chill sessions
Cyphers
Meetups
Brunches
Parties
House parties
BBQs
Drum circles
Fetes
Bonfires
Carnival
Etc, etc…
Gatherings
Hangouts
Shindigs
Hootenannies
Get togethers
Chill sessions
Cyphers
Meetups
Brunches
Parties
House parties
BBQs
Drum circles
Fetes
Bonfires
Carnival
Etc, etc…
May 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This also includes:
Gatherings
Hangouts
Shindigs
Hootenannies
Get togethers
Chill sessions
Cyphers
Meetups
Brunches
Parties
House parties
BBQs
Drum circles
Fetes
Bonfires
Carnival
Etc, etc…
Gatherings
Hangouts
Shindigs
Hootenannies
Get togethers
Chill sessions
Cyphers
Meetups
Brunches
Parties
House parties
BBQs
Drum circles
Fetes
Bonfires
Carnival
Etc, etc…
That’s cause now that we’re older we’ve switched to these:
May 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
That’s cause now that we’re older we’ve switched to these:
I’m a professional trauma cycle breaker 😤
Genuine question. Y’all be cutting off family if need be?
May 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’m a professional trauma cycle breaker 😤
Lost my virginity on that bitch and haven’t been able to find it since.
Yall was on black planet ?
May 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Lost my virginity on that bitch and haven’t been able to find it since.
And their oatmeal cookie ice cream SLAPS!!!
Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress:
"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
May 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
And their oatmeal cookie ice cream SLAPS!!!
Dollar van
Tro tro
Uber
Tro tro
Uber
Uber to introduce fixed-route shuttles in major US cities designed for commuters
Uber to introduce fixed-route shuttles in major US cities designed for commuters | TechCrunch
Ride-hail and delivery giant Uber is introducing cheap, fixed-route rides along busy corridors during weekday commute hours in major U.S. cities -- one
techcrunch.com
May 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Dollar van
Tro tro
Uber
Tro tro
Uber
“Adorable satan”
“Crash blossoms”
The English language is so chaotic and I love it
“Crash blossoms”
The English language is so chaotic and I love it
May 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“Adorable satan”
“Crash blossoms”
The English language is so chaotic and I love it
“Crash blossoms”
The English language is so chaotic and I love it