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Crazy how bad you are at juggling alts.
You, forgetting to switch to your sock puppet before sucking yourself off
April 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Fake as fuck
Some real rich people shit, Hillary is pretending to be Spanish.
April 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Thankful for mute lists on this blessed day. I only see stupid bullshit like this when other people repost it
The hot take blocking machine hard at work
April 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This feels right. I didn't have to see this stupid equivocating shitpost because you're on a blocklist with a bunch of hot takes I only see when someone quotes you
Bluesky filters bad ideas
April 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hell yeah, never seen this bug before, but #CoryBooker is a beast
Cory Booker showing up twice in the trending section of search on Bluesky
April 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A small gallery for you to show you how fucking stupid this game you're playing is.
Exhibit A Exhibit B Exhibit C Exhibit D
March 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Change is gonna be real hard when people continue to lose interest in unforced errors like discussing war crimes & shitting on allies in front of the head editor of the Atlantic in an unsanctioned chat, so they can instead talk about stupid bullshit like fucking baseball.
The American attention span in a nutshell
March 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Everyone, you know what to do. Where are my poll/survey fuckers? Tear these shitbags apart.

secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...

#doge #heritagefoundation #fucktrump #fuckelon #fuckelonmusk
Some inspiration for answering this survey
February 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sweet you can take it more then once
Me telling the heritage foundation they're a piece of garbage.
February 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Those fuckers already updated it. My name was "Fuck you (first) Elon Musk (last)."

I'm not your fucking friend.
This should say "thank you for completing our survey, fuck" but the Heritage Foundation doesn't believe in fun.
February 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
MSN are a bunch of cowards.
MSN being snivelling cowards, removing an article that paints ICE pigs in a negative light
January 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
*Spiderman pointing at himself*
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January 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*spiderman pointing at himself*
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January 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
More ICE bootlicking
January 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
2 can play at this game, asshole.
A guy defending ICE casually
January 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This is cute. I'll add some context for anyone passing by.
A bootlicker licking the boots of the bastardest of bastard cops
January 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Everyone in this thread should read American. The story of Silk Road is a lot more nuanced than you probably appreciate.
Cover of American Kingpin book by Nick Bilton
January 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
To everyone who enjoyed bullying an asshole named Steve back to twitter where he belongs, I salute you 🫡 (searched from an alt account to confirm he was gone, not just blocking me)
A beautifully steveless bluesky search
January 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Lol, replying to this shit with "Good for you, hope it's not too breezy up on your high horse" got me blocked. What a delicate, sensitive little contrarian.
Rosanna Marquette sharing her hot take on the UHC situation that nobody asked for
December 13, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Idk who this doorknob is, but apparently people don't like him much
A Bluesky search for Jesse Singal showing a bunch of accounts calling for a ban or calling him a pedophile
December 8, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you cheer for.
December 6, 2024 at 6:33 AM