Em
@purliticalgardener.bsky.social
Leaving Musk’s playground for greener pastures. Lover of border collies, cats (4 bosses, no employees)
Planting seeds of progress, pulling weeds of ignorance. Politically left, pawsitively passionate. No walls, just hedges.
#FBPE
Planting seeds of progress, pulling weeds of ignorance. Politically left, pawsitively passionate. No walls, just hedges.
#FBPE
I had a discussion with GROK about Musk, free speech, and his motives.
March 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I had a discussion with GROK about Musk, free speech, and his motives.
Koba from Gangs of London looks so much like Bruno Tonioli that I can't take his character seriously 😂
March 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Koba from Gangs of London looks so much like Bruno Tonioli that I can't take his character seriously 😂
Pretend that we’re living in Nigel’s dreamland where Labour bans chats in pubs.
I'd be for it if it stops Farage holding court. Let’s also ban brass bands, coasters, pints, political pontificating & awkward patriotism - as well as his entirely imagined victimhood - anything for Farage-free zones!
I'd be for it if it stops Farage holding court. Let’s also ban brass bands, coasters, pints, political pontificating & awkward patriotism - as well as his entirely imagined victimhood - anything for Farage-free zones!
January 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Pretend that we’re living in Nigel’s dreamland where Labour bans chats in pubs.
I'd be for it if it stops Farage holding court. Let’s also ban brass bands, coasters, pints, political pontificating & awkward patriotism - as well as his entirely imagined victimhood - anything for Farage-free zones!
I'd be for it if it stops Farage holding court. Let’s also ban brass bands, coasters, pints, political pontificating & awkward patriotism - as well as his entirely imagined victimhood - anything for Farage-free zones!
Wait - isn't @elonmusk African? Surely, the perfectly sane and balanced Musk couldn't be referring to skin colour instead?
And the IRA? Are you for fucking real?
At what point does someone cross into becoming a serious risk to UK national security?
#ElonMusk
And the IRA? Are you for fucking real?
At what point does someone cross into becoming a serious risk to UK national security?
#ElonMusk
January 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Wait - isn't @elonmusk African? Surely, the perfectly sane and balanced Musk couldn't be referring to skin colour instead?
And the IRA? Are you for fucking real?
At what point does someone cross into becoming a serious risk to UK national security?
#ElonMusk
And the IRA? Are you for fucking real?
At what point does someone cross into becoming a serious risk to UK national security?
#ElonMusk
Vaccines saved my life, but at what cost? Andrew Tate’s balding brilliance and rodent royalty vibes are out of reach now. A true tragedy. #VaccinatedAndAlone
January 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Vaccines saved my life, but at what cost? Andrew Tate’s balding brilliance and rodent royalty vibes are out of reach now. A true tragedy. #VaccinatedAndAlone
Reform MPs demanding deportations without due process echoes fascist tactics, ignoring justice and human dignity. History warns us—Nazi Germany expelled Jews arbitrarily, laying groundwork for atrocities. Skipping scrutiny paves the way for abuses of power, targeting the vulnerable with impunity.🧵
December 16, 2024 at 8:18 AM
Reform MPs demanding deportations without due process echoes fascist tactics, ignoring justice and human dignity. History warns us—Nazi Germany expelled Jews arbitrarily, laying groundwork for atrocities. Skipping scrutiny paves the way for abuses of power, targeting the vulnerable with impunity.🧵
Claiming Muhammad is the UK’s most popular boys' name is misleading. Many Muslim families use it symbolically, rarely using it daily. Variants like Mohammed/Mohamed combined inflate its ranking, creating a false impression.
The chief bigots know this but chose to try and weaponise it anyway.
The chief bigots know this but chose to try and weaponise it anyway.
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Claiming Muhammad is the UK’s most popular boys' name is misleading. Many Muslim families use it symbolically, rarely using it daily. Variants like Mohammed/Mohamed combined inflate its ranking, creating a false impression.
The chief bigots know this but chose to try and weaponise it anyway.
The chief bigots know this but chose to try and weaponise it anyway.
Ketamine for "clarity" Musky?
Try sleep instead Mr Space oddity, techno tyrant, neuro-narcissist Megalomusk. Don't use ket to expand your mind - try a mug of cocoa and a Nytol.
Mate, are you off to Mars or Rehab?
Either way, you're a public health warning. #MuskMadness #KetamineAndMarsBars
#DeadX
Try sleep instead Mr Space oddity, techno tyrant, neuro-narcissist Megalomusk. Don't use ket to expand your mind - try a mug of cocoa and a Nytol.
Mate, are you off to Mars or Rehab?
Either way, you're a public health warning. #MuskMadness #KetamineAndMarsBars
#DeadX
December 3, 2024 at 9:02 AM
Ketamine for "clarity" Musky?
Try sleep instead Mr Space oddity, techno tyrant, neuro-narcissist Megalomusk. Don't use ket to expand your mind - try a mug of cocoa and a Nytol.
Mate, are you off to Mars or Rehab?
Either way, you're a public health warning. #MuskMadness #KetamineAndMarsBars
#DeadX
Try sleep instead Mr Space oddity, techno tyrant, neuro-narcissist Megalomusk. Don't use ket to expand your mind - try a mug of cocoa and a Nytol.
Mate, are you off to Mars or Rehab?
Either way, you're a public health warning. #MuskMadness #KetamineAndMarsBars
#DeadX
Christmas is up - half of our decorations are homemade this year.... house smells of cinnamon and other lovely spices 🎄🤶🍊
December 1, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Christmas is up - half of our decorations are homemade this year.... house smells of cinnamon and other lovely spices 🎄🤶🍊
It took me ages to work out that this man wasn't floating on a mobility scooter outside my house... but merely an advertisement on the side of a van.
November 27, 2024 at 2:45 PM
It took me ages to work out that this man wasn't floating on a mobility scooter outside my house... but merely an advertisement on the side of a van.
I’m just amusing myself by replying to all the scam messages I get—sometimes up to 10 an hour at its worst. Giving ridiculous answers is one of the best ways to spot the scammers. Here’s another one for you to report and block if you want to! #SpotTheBot
November 27, 2024 at 12:09 PM
I’m just amusing myself by replying to all the scam messages I get—sometimes up to 10 an hour at its worst. Giving ridiculous answers is one of the best ways to spot the scammers. Here’s another one for you to report and block if you want to! #SpotTheBot
On days when it feels like I can barely get out from under the duvet, I remember: Cats. They're lovely. Here's Goose & Jasper sharing a bed, while Happy & Juniper hog the hot pipes. No matter how tough things get, these four always make me feel like the luckiest person alive. #CatsOfBlueSky #Cats
November 27, 2024 at 11:58 AM
On days when it feels like I can barely get out from under the duvet, I remember: Cats. They're lovely. Here's Goose & Jasper sharing a bed, while Happy & Juniper hog the hot pipes. No matter how tough things get, these four always make me feel like the luckiest person alive. #CatsOfBlueSky #Cats
Please feel free to report this 'Orthopaedic surgeon' who works for the UN and moonlights as a romance scammer.
November 27, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Please feel free to report this 'Orthopaedic surgeon' who works for the UN and moonlights as a romance scammer.
I’m sympathetic to socialist ideals and want a government that works for the world as it is now. I have concerns about Starmer, but I don’t see clear alternatives. I tried engaging constructively to explore this, but if we’re not engaging with challenges, how do we move forward together?🧵
November 26, 2024 at 10:23 AM
I’m sympathetic to socialist ideals and want a government that works for the world as it is now. I have concerns about Starmer, but I don’t see clear alternatives. I tried engaging constructively to explore this, but if we’re not engaging with challenges, how do we move forward together?🧵
Domestic violence has lifelong impacts—physical & emotional scars that don’t fade over time. Saying “It was 18 years ago,” ignores victim’s trauma. Parliament must ensure similar safeguards for MPs as other professions have, especially when vulnerable lives are affected. 🧵
November 24, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Domestic violence has lifelong impacts—physical & emotional scars that don’t fade over time. Saying “It was 18 years ago,” ignores victim’s trauma. Parliament must ensure similar safeguards for MPs as other professions have, especially when vulnerable lives are affected. 🧵
I argued with this MP on the old place, he eventually blocked me.
My questions to him remain the same.
Should he vote on public sector professions he's barred from working in?
Can he be a safe contact for constituents in violent relationships? He said he'd arrange for someone else to help them!
My questions to him remain the same.
Should he vote on public sector professions he's barred from working in?
Can he be a safe contact for constituents in violent relationships? He said he'd arrange for someone else to help them!
November 22, 2024 at 11:12 AM
I argued with this MP on the old place, he eventually blocked me.
My questions to him remain the same.
Should he vote on public sector professions he's barred from working in?
Can he be a safe contact for constituents in violent relationships? He said he'd arrange for someone else to help them!
My questions to him remain the same.
Should he vote on public sector professions he's barred from working in?
Can he be a safe contact for constituents in violent relationships? He said he'd arrange for someone else to help them!
November 19, 2024 at 5:38 AM
#Snowing hard in icy #Sheffield tonight.
November 18, 2024 at 10:26 PM
#Snowing hard in icy #Sheffield tonight.
Months of anxiety over with today’s surgery & the fantastic news that my son, 21, is ok. I took a selfie today to see if I look as aged by it as I feel. I now have the face of someone who’s completed the parenting version of a marathon. Wrinkles? Check. Eye bags? Check. Relieved grin? Absolutely.
November 18, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Months of anxiety over with today’s surgery & the fantastic news that my son, 21, is ok. I took a selfie today to see if I look as aged by it as I feel. I now have the face of someone who’s completed the parenting version of a marathon. Wrinkles? Check. Eye bags? Check. Relieved grin? Absolutely.
Goodbye summer garden 😢
However, 100s of bulbs are in garlic, onions, and winter salad leaves are on the go, lots of goodies are in the coldframes and I'm counting the days until spring!
#Garden #Gardening
However, 100s of bulbs are in garlic, onions, and winter salad leaves are on the go, lots of goodies are in the coldframes and I'm counting the days until spring!
#Garden #Gardening
November 17, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Goodbye summer garden 😢
However, 100s of bulbs are in garlic, onions, and winter salad leaves are on the go, lots of goodies are in the coldframes and I'm counting the days until spring!
#Garden #Gardening
However, 100s of bulbs are in garlic, onions, and winter salad leaves are on the go, lots of goodies are in the coldframes and I'm counting the days until spring!
#Garden #Gardening
My four masters.
Happy, Juniper, Gooseberry and Jasper.
Happy, Juniper, Gooseberry and Jasper.
November 17, 2024 at 12:56 PM
My four masters.
Happy, Juniper, Gooseberry and Jasper.
Happy, Juniper, Gooseberry and Jasper.
Happy the cat is not happy to be in an orange collar of shame.
November 17, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Happy the cat is not happy to be in an orange collar of shame.
When Trump’s cabinet says ‘Make America Great Again,’ they really mean ‘Make America a bit more 1930s Europe'
Forget new ideas.
This cabinet is about taking America back to the good old days when women couldn’t vote, immigrants were a threat, and contraceptives were considered witchcraft.
Forget new ideas.
This cabinet is about taking America back to the good old days when women couldn’t vote, immigrants were a threat, and contraceptives were considered witchcraft.
November 17, 2024 at 7:05 AM
When Trump’s cabinet says ‘Make America Great Again,’ they really mean ‘Make America a bit more 1930s Europe'
Forget new ideas.
This cabinet is about taking America back to the good old days when women couldn’t vote, immigrants were a threat, and contraceptives were considered witchcraft.
Forget new ideas.
This cabinet is about taking America back to the good old days when women couldn’t vote, immigrants were a threat, and contraceptives were considered witchcraft.
Perhaps scientists should study Musk and then pop him on the cover of the National Geographic instead?
November 16, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Perhaps scientists should study Musk and then pop him on the cover of the National Geographic instead?