Purea Patel
@pureapatel.bsky.social
Vtuber, Spider, Not White, Trans, Gay, Weeb, etc.
Purple Hair & She/Her
Live, Laugh, Love
This account is surviving off shitposts alone.
Purple Hair & She/Her
Live, Laugh, Love
This account is surviving off shitposts alone.
Attending an Intro to Business class at community college and the professor asks the class, "If you could ask Steve Jobs any question, what would it be?" Without missing a beat, one kid stands up and shouts "Does it clap?" That kids name? Albert Einstein.
#Einstein #genius #U=MA² #billionairebussy
#Einstein #genius #U=MA² #billionairebussy
September 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Attending an Intro to Business class at community college and the professor asks the class, "If you could ask Steve Jobs any question, what would it be?" Without missing a beat, one kid stands up and shouts "Does it clap?" That kids name? Albert Einstein.
#Einstein #genius #U=MA² #billionairebussy
#Einstein #genius #U=MA² #billionairebussy
I can't believe this is still a debate in the big 25, but I guess I'm gonna have to be the one to say it. IF YOU HATE SOAKING, YOUR HOMOPHOBIC!!! Mormons didn't fight long and hard at Stonewall just to get IGNORED for having sex wierd!?! On fucking pride month of all times
#soaking #homophobia #lgmt
#soaking #homophobia #lgmt
June 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I can't believe this is still a debate in the big 25, but I guess I'm gonna have to be the one to say it. IF YOU HATE SOAKING, YOUR HOMOPHOBIC!!! Mormons didn't fight long and hard at Stonewall just to get IGNORED for having sex wierd!?! On fucking pride month of all times
#soaking #homophobia #lgmt
#soaking #homophobia #lgmt
Mfs act like your friend in call but not even follow you on bsky.app. Mfs follow you on twitch but only talk about conical boners on your first post hiatus stream. Mfs literally be named waynelarva but... fuck you @troglomorphism.bsky.social, this is about you 🤬
#waynelarva #fakefan #fucker
#waynelarva #fakefan #fucker
June 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Mfs act like your friend in call but not even follow you on bsky.app. Mfs follow you on twitch but only talk about conical boners on your first post hiatus stream. Mfs literally be named waynelarva but... fuck you @troglomorphism.bsky.social, this is about you 🤬
#waynelarva #fakefan #fucker
#waynelarva #fakefan #fucker
I imagine that mime girl degrading me on a daily basis. Not even for sexual reasons, it's actually a life style choice.
Beloved award winning Freshy's drawings of my beloved award winning characters that I got from my friend @anemoianarts.bsky.social
May 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I imagine that mime girl degrading me on a daily basis. Not even for sexual reasons, it's actually a life style choice.
Literally my wife who I maintain a loveless marriage with for the kids!!!
May 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Literally my wife who I maintain a loveless marriage with for the kids!!!
I stole all of Angela's limbs. MWAHAHA, IT WAS MEEEEEEE!!!!!
Angela, but with Dragon Ball powerscaling brainrot #dbz #dragonball
May 30, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I stole all of Angela's limbs. MWAHAHA, IT WAS MEEEEEEE!!!!!
Women these days are so hard to please. I was fucking another woman in front of my "girlfriend" the other day, and she starts crying out of nowhere???? Like I clearly explained that we're just piles of atoms floating in the void, but she's just not listening to reason. I hate mondays...
#anemoianart
#anemoianart
May 30, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Women these days are so hard to please. I was fucking another woman in front of my "girlfriend" the other day, and she starts crying out of nowhere???? Like I clearly explained that we're just piles of atoms floating in the void, but she's just not listening to reason. I hate mondays...
#anemoianart
#anemoianart
BILL BURR, I KNOW YOUR AVOIDING ME!!!! I KNOW YOUR SCARED TO INTERVIEW WITH ME BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'D MATCH YOUR FREAK YOU COCK GUZZLER!!! RESPOND TO MY EMAILS/DMS/POSTAGE/DEATH THREATS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
#billburr #interview #deaththreats #respond
#billburr #interview #deaththreats #respond
May 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
BILL BURR, I KNOW YOUR AVOIDING ME!!!! I KNOW YOUR SCARED TO INTERVIEW WITH ME BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'D MATCH YOUR FREAK YOU COCK GUZZLER!!! RESPOND TO MY EMAILS/DMS/POSTAGE/DEATH THREATS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
#billburr #interview #deaththreats #respond
#billburr #interview #deaththreats #respond
Unfortunately for all the haters, I DID go outside today. The sun baked my dried on sweat into a toxic vapor, and YES, they did call a biohazard quarantine task force as soon as the wind picked up, but I DID touch grass SO TAKE THAT YOU KISSLESS VIRGINS!!!! #winning #at #life #grass=touched #bitches
May 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Unfortunately for all the haters, I DID go outside today. The sun baked my dried on sweat into a toxic vapor, and YES, they did call a biohazard quarantine task force as soon as the wind picked up, but I DID touch grass SO TAKE THAT YOU KISSLESS VIRGINS!!!! #winning #at #life #grass=touched #bitches
I hate the political climate today. You cant even do 9/11 now cause of all these woke NPCs. Before the west fell REAL MEN used to write manifestos and bomb federal buildings in Oklahoma. Now when I feel terroristic rage I'm supposed to what? Talk to my therapist? We used to be a colonialist power...
May 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I hate the political climate today. You cant even do 9/11 now cause of all these woke NPCs. Before the west fell REAL MEN used to write manifestos and bomb federal buildings in Oklahoma. Now when I feel terroristic rage I'm supposed to what? Talk to my therapist? We used to be a colonialist power...
Just got back from a graduation ceremony. So many of the students had Cum Laude or Magna Cum Laude after their names. Shit, if Cuming Laudly gets you a diploma then I should get a fucking medal!
#cumming #loudly #masturbation #🏅 #academicachievement
#cumming #loudly #masturbation #🏅 #academicachievement
May 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Just got back from a graduation ceremony. So many of the students had Cum Laude or Magna Cum Laude after their names. Shit, if Cuming Laudly gets you a diploma then I should get a fucking medal!
#cumming #loudly #masturbation #🏅 #academicachievement
#cumming #loudly #masturbation #🏅 #academicachievement
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Angela dislikes pants
April 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Angela dislikes pants
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April 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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I'm considering doing some merch. Would anybody be down for an Angela acrylic standee?
May 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm considering doing some merch. Would anybody be down for an Angela acrylic standee?
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Trying to come up with redesigns for my lil robot gal
May 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Trying to come up with redesigns for my lil robot gal
Alright guys, RP with me. Our premise is that I mistakenly believe that the word "child abuse" means the same thing as "period".
- Ugh! Just found out about child abuse 😢. EVERY MONTH!!! How do you girls do it... 6'2" btw.
#childabuse #period #fuckboy #6feet2inches #desperateforpussy
- Ugh! Just found out about child abuse 😢. EVERY MONTH!!! How do you girls do it... 6'2" btw.
#childabuse #period #fuckboy #6feet2inches #desperateforpussy
May 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Alright guys, RP with me. Our premise is that I mistakenly believe that the word "child abuse" means the same thing as "period".
- Ugh! Just found out about child abuse 😢. EVERY MONTH!!! How do you girls do it... 6'2" btw.
#childabuse #period #fuckboy #6feet2inches #desperateforpussy
- Ugh! Just found out about child abuse 😢. EVERY MONTH!!! How do you girls do it... 6'2" btw.
#childabuse #period #fuckboy #6feet2inches #desperateforpussy
Smh, we used to be a society... but now when I tip my fedora and say "konnichiwa", onlookers wince at me, woman laugh, normals break cd's and cut me up all over my body. Oh the things I do for love. #otaku #gamer #oppression #couragethecowardlydogposting
May 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Smh, we used to be a society... but now when I tip my fedora and say "konnichiwa", onlookers wince at me, woman laugh, normals break cd's and cut me up all over my body. Oh the things I do for love. #otaku #gamer #oppression #couragethecowardlydogposting
Just found out about German??? What a fucking travesty of a "language". I mean SIX FUCKING TENSES!?! MAYBE LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US!!! #german #language #stupid #AlsoIGetTheFeelingTheyDidSomethingInThe40s
May 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Just found out about German??? What a fucking travesty of a "language". I mean SIX FUCKING TENSES!?! MAYBE LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US!!! #german #language #stupid #AlsoIGetTheFeelingTheyDidSomethingInThe40s
I took every opportunity to rub into them their comparative ignorance and inefficiency in the department of intelligence (not difficult !) #Lawrence #Arabia #whitesavior #redditathiest #hewasgaytoo #andVERYracist
May 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I took every opportunity to rub into them their comparative ignorance and inefficiency in the department of intelligence (not difficult !) #Lawrence #Arabia #whitesavior #redditathiest #hewasgaytoo #andVERYracist
YES I AM a die hard Touhou fan. No I DO NOT know what the fuck a bullet hell is. THE ONLY THING I HAVE EVER LOVED IN MY WHOLE LIFE is lesbian yuri gay women sesbian lex. #IDontHaveATagForThis #IFeelLikeThePostIsSelfExplanatory #WhatMoreDoYouWantFromMe
March 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
YES I AM a die hard Touhou fan. No I DO NOT know what the fuck a bullet hell is. THE ONLY THING I HAVE EVER LOVED IN MY WHOLE LIFE is lesbian yuri gay women sesbian lex. #IDontHaveATagForThis #IFeelLikeThePostIsSelfExplanatory #WhatMoreDoYouWantFromMe
Premature ejaculation is a PSYOP by gooners and semen retentionists to make NORMAL people afraid of cumming. WELL NOT ME! I WILL NEVER BE AFRAID TO CUM!!!
#theydonotcontrolus #nevergoon #alwayscumming #alwayspremature
#theydonotcontrolus #nevergoon #alwayscumming #alwayspremature
March 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Premature ejaculation is a PSYOP by gooners and semen retentionists to make NORMAL people afraid of cumming. WELL NOT ME! I WILL NEVER BE AFRAID TO CUM!!!
#theydonotcontrolus #nevergoon #alwayscumming #alwayspremature
#theydonotcontrolus #nevergoon #alwayscumming #alwayspremature
Guys... help? I force-femmed all my male electric plugs and now I'm trying to figure out how lesbian sex works in the dark
#sesbianlex #lgbtqia+ #darkness #whereistheclitorisonaplug
#sesbianlex #lgbtqia+ #darkness #whereistheclitorisonaplug
March 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Guys... help? I force-femmed all my male electric plugs and now I'm trying to figure out how lesbian sex works in the dark
#sesbianlex #lgbtqia+ #darkness #whereistheclitorisonaplug
#sesbianlex #lgbtqia+ #darkness #whereistheclitorisonaplug
March 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I'm reopening my commissions as of right now. For $200 I will dock two mechanical pencils together and film it for you. If you want something more sexual than that I'm willing to negotiate prices, but those tend to start at around $400 #commissions #docking #modernart #weirdfuckedupfetishcontent #$
March 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I'm reopening my commissions as of right now. For $200 I will dock two mechanical pencils together and film it for you. If you want something more sexual than that I'm willing to negotiate prices, but those tend to start at around $400 #commissions #docking #modernart #weirdfuckedupfetishcontent #$