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Purdy Compute
@purdy.bsky.social
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I must not computer.
Computer is the mind-killer.
Computer is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my Computer.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will tur
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You thought I was joking?
Lay's banana banana flavored Pringles There is a minion eating a banana on the can
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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guy said, "Do you like Marx?" I said, "I haven't met him." Guy said, “No, no, he's dead." "Wow, what happened?" No, no, he died long ago." I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, "Why are you asking me if he died long ago?" No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor." I said, “Sounds amazing." I'm giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn't just get Marx out of the library. But,
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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"Lone Light" by Quentin Deronzier
September 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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“If you ever receive a chain letter, ignore it, delete it, or throw it out. There are no repercussions for ignoring a chain letter, no matter how scary they may seem.”
September 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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it is the Dale Gribble meme that says: Them: you're really going to die for drag queens and queer folk? Dale Gribble is wearing a ski mask and an NRA life member hat and is smoking the caption says SOMEONE IS.
September 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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No we don't need pictures of "Watto" we have have "Watto" at home
The Wattaeu at home
Mezzetino 1717–1720 by Wattaeu Pierrot Content 1711–1712 The Love Song 1717 Quellnymphe
August 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Emoji mashup of 😐 and 🤕
August 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Tennesseine Throughout this whole mess, no one has failed America like its press. Had the modern press covered Watergate, Nixon would have gotten away with everything. Shame on the journalists of America. You are an absolute disgrace, and you have failed in your sacred duties.
August 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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more like 35,000 years
Female Figure of Hohlefels, c. 35,000 B.C.E., ivory, found in cave near Schelklinge, southern Germany
August 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Pretty good
A half dozen (6) baked pretzels sitting on a piece of parchment paper
August 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Troy McClure who you may remember from such Simpson episodes as a fish called Selma
August 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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For my next trick I am going to try to brew up a facsimile of Dr Pepper
July 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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We all know orange man bad, but, have you considered: orange goop good?
It's orange goop in a jar (apricot freezer jam)
July 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Here comes dat boi dot meme It's a rendering of a frog riding a unicycle You feel the urge to say oh shit waddup?
June 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Oh good, the fig tree survived, I was a little worried but I kept watering it and reading it poetry anyway, this isn't like a metaphor for anything just a random viewport into a stranger's life
Green life bursts forth from a very dead looking stump surrounded by dead leaves
June 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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A dynakit mark III kit tube amp it has enough power to turn your 6.1 surround speakers into magic smoke and confetti
June 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Pudding payoff
A half pint pudding with a peak of whipped coconut there is a banana layer on top of a strawberry later with cookie crumble bottom crust, absolutely bonkers good and incidentally is made completely from plants
June 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Hello human resources woman cropped to look like she is saying the post above
June 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Geordie laforge says no thanks to generative art And in the frame below points in approval at degenerate art
June 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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tag yourself
a chart showing the various types of hammers to usefully hit things with, in broad strokes 35 of them beauties
May 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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What should I do with this lemon I grew?
the aforementioned lemon sitting on a cutting board awaiting its fate
May 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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google wans you to get help for searching this bing tells you how to pave roads
April 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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gdi
some lovely stonefruit blossoms all pink and frilly and wonderful
April 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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you could replace most professional opinions havers w an LLM - with some light editing and a substack persona you could outpace most meat space dark enlightenment poasters (2025)
trade guy v emperor palpitate My lord is that ... legal? I will make it legal. bring back Asbestos (groovy style) trouble finds me demon core (cat girl remix) Trump generative assassination attempt
March 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Today's novelty music:
meals
meals
March 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM