Good on you! I hate intervals.
June 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Good on you! I hate intervals.
One of our dogs gets very excited whenever my wife has an online meeting. I think that she thinks that my wife is talking to her (because there’s no one else in the room).
June 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
One of our dogs gets very excited whenever my wife has an online meeting. I think that she thinks that my wife is talking to her (because there’s no one else in the room).
Of all the weeks for Venice not to sink…
June 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Of all the weeks for Venice not to sink…
Tax avoidance strategies?
June 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Tax avoidance strategies?
Google, show me everything that’s wrong with the world in an image…
June 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Google, show me everything that’s wrong with the world in an image…
That’s a sign to go your own way.
June 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
That’s a sign to go your own way.
2 second check of his profile would have told you that he’s Scottish.
May 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
2 second check of his profile would have told you that he’s Scottish.
Wow! My flabber is well and truly gasted.
April 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Wow! My flabber is well and truly gasted.
Does it have ‘Apple & Pearway to Heaven’?
April 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Does it have ‘Apple & Pearway to Heaven’?
Less of a Golden Age, more of a Dark Age.
April 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Less of a Golden Age, more of a Dark Age.
De facto head of the secret service.
March 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
De facto head of the secret service.
I wouldn’t be walking past any high windows in the near future if I was that sound person.
March 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I wouldn’t be walking past any high windows in the near future if I was that sound person.
Lifetime immunity. Can’t catch measles again if you’re dead.
a group of young men are posing for a picture and one of them is wearing a striped shirt
ALT: a group of young men are posing for a picture and one of them is wearing a striped shirt
media.tenor.com
March 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Lifetime immunity. Can’t catch measles again if you’re dead.
Dunno. Trying to justify using the “Roman salute”?
March 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Dunno. Trying to justify using the “Roman salute”?
At least go in rainbow colours. They get triggered by rainbows.
March 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
At least go in rainbow colours. They get triggered by rainbows.
“I poop my pants sometimes too.”
February 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
“I poop my pants sometimes too.”
What’s the time period there? Try looking at the latest 5 day period.
February 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
What’s the time period there? Try looking at the latest 5 day period.
Trade you some of your British cold for some of our Australian heat. We’ve just had an AC guy in to quote for a new system.
January 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Trade you some of your British cold for some of our Australian heat. We’ve just had an AC guy in to quote for a new system.