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jokes on you, i already HAVE an uncontrollable desire for atomic wedgies 😼
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November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
jokes on you, i already HAVE an uncontrollable desire for atomic wedgies 😼
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Reposted by calab :)
Halloween Special Act 1
"He- he then scooped me up-"
How sir?
"I- do I have to say it-"
It's for the record sir.
"H- he ugh- wedgied me-"
. . . . *Snrk*
"Ugh- a- and then he hoisted me over his shoulder and s- spanked me-"
. . . . *SNRK*
"STOP LAUGHING!"
(3/4)
"He- he then scooped me up-"
How sir?
"I- do I have to say it-"
It's for the record sir.
"H- he ugh- wedgied me-"
. . . . *Snrk*
"Ugh- a- and then he hoisted me over his shoulder and s- spanked me-"
. . . . *SNRK*
"STOP LAUGHING!"
(3/4)
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Halloween Special Act 1
"He- he then scooped me up-"
How sir?
"I- do I have to say it-"
It's for the record sir.
"H- he ugh- wedgied me-"
. . . . *Snrk*
"Ugh- a- and then he hoisted me over his shoulder and s- spanked me-"
. . . . *SNRK*
"STOP LAUGHING!"
(3/4)
"He- he then scooped me up-"
How sir?
"I- do I have to say it-"
It's for the record sir.
"H- he ugh- wedgied me-"
. . . . *Snrk*
"Ugh- a- and then he hoisted me over his shoulder and s- spanked me-"
. . . . *SNRK*
"STOP LAUGHING!"
(3/4)