When I rented and my landlord was taking too long to fix something, I would send them an email saying I can fix it myself in a friendly, overconfident tone.

This is what I wanted him to fear. I don't know about redbull, but it's fear that gives men wings.

Same, I was like - wait - who is the green one???

Would our paleolithic ancestors see this as a flex?

Lol raising a generation of ipad kittens

Imagining Marie Kondo deciding who and what to destroy during the purge.