oops sorry for getting political on the dumb baby blog i promise i won't do it again (but most of y'all seem to live in seattle anyway so it's ~relevant~)

also the current guy needs to stop messing with the fucking nude beach because some rich piece of shit keeps flashing money at him

info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...

check here!!!

oh my god it's that lunatic, of course lmfao

can we start calling her P-Uanon

whoever wrote this doc needs therapy lmao

leaving a game or something paused too long would burn that image into the screen, leaving an impression over everything else you tried to watch.

a computer can never have a weird fetish (or fetishes!) imprinted upon it that compels it to create indulgent smut for its personal enjoyment because nobody else will ✍️✍️✍️

i don't even go here but this is canon as far as i'm concerned

boatswain gets me EVERY TIME because it sounds nothing like how it's spelled and my brain wants to pronounce it phonetically. the olde english's geoduck

This one. (Art by Flaxseed)

I have a mighty need for simple, dual tone diapers. Colored wings, and either a white pad or a slightly less saturated color to compliment the wings.