Butt cakes don't belong on the counter, either. You can rest them on my face

I'd be happy to check your fluids 😜. My bike is put away but I need to get my quad ready for snow plow duty.

Join me in the tub. We'll combine our sins and double the fun!

Hey squirt, we have the same sneakers and socks! Wait a minute, did you get those from big bro's closet?!

One would hope that the tops are also fertile 💦😀

So in this case, just to make sure I've got it right in case there's an actual emergency, it's not "break glass and pull the lever" it's "unzip and pull the lever... into my mouth?"

I'd be up for that challenge!

And, I agree, completely normal to have a massive bag of gear with you. 😁

Woof! Maybe I should ride out there 😈

Sweet ride!

Woof! How about I slide into that suit and your hands can slide in, too...