Riddle me this: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
July 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Riddle me this: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
Have I been saying query? Sorry that’s been a typo
July 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Have I been saying query? Sorry that’s been a typo
I just realized I never posted my favorite photo of me on here 😄
June 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I just realized I never posted my favorite photo of me on here 😄
Who’s a shiny rubber dog that’s about to eat homemade tiramisu….. it’s me I’m the shiny dog about to eat tiramisu
June 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Who’s a shiny rubber dog that’s about to eat homemade tiramisu….. it’s me I’m the shiny dog about to eat tiramisu
Couldn’t think of what else to do while everyone else was cleaning out 🤷🏻♂️
May 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Couldn’t think of what else to do while everyone else was cleaning out 🤷🏻♂️
Happy Easter! This is the holiday where you try to break eggs right? Here’s me trying to break some eggs @subboy021.bsky.social
April 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Happy Easter! This is the holiday where you try to break eggs right? Here’s me trying to break some eggs @subboy021.bsky.social
I love that I can just, throw on my nimble stroker while I work. It certainly makes me a HARD worker
April 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I love that I can just, throw on my nimble stroker while I work. It certainly makes me a HARD worker
This needs no explanation or context… only instructions:
1: Sound On
1: Sound On
April 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This needs no explanation or context… only instructions:
1: Sound On
1: Sound On
This is why prisoners should be restrained, they can and will turn the tables if left unchecked
⛓️:@littlezap.bsky.social
⛓️:@littlezap.bsky.social
April 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This is why prisoners should be restrained, they can and will turn the tables if left unchecked
⛓️:@littlezap.bsky.social
⛓️:@littlezap.bsky.social
Well I count 5, of differing colors so here’s my suggestion 😇
March 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Well I count 5, of differing colors so here’s my suggestion 😇
It was so rainy in Chicago I had to be responsible and put on protection
March 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It was so rainy in Chicago I had to be responsible and put on protection
Whelp, this is wonderful and so easy to get into, will probably lounge around all day in it 😄
March 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Whelp, this is wonderful and so easy to get into, will probably lounge around all day in it 😄
Made myself a pornstar martini
December 14, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Made myself a pornstar martini
And back to me being a goober once more
November 11, 2024 at 3:53 AM
And back to me being a goober once more
This doggo is going to try to go to bed in some nice warm and heavy rubber
November 4, 2024 at 3:46 AM
This doggo is going to try to go to bed in some nice warm and heavy rubber
My current conundrum
Featuring: @ryancezanne.bsky.social
Featuring: @ryancezanne.bsky.social
October 27, 2024 at 11:17 PM
My current conundrum
Featuring: @ryancezanne.bsky.social
Featuring: @ryancezanne.bsky.social
I have just realized, owning a pair of handcuffs with my name on it may not be the smartest move…. Now anyone can steal them and say “I have a pair of handcuffs with your name written on them” and be telling the truth 😭
October 25, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I have just realized, owning a pair of handcuffs with my name on it may not be the smartest move…. Now anyone can steal them and say “I have a pair of handcuffs with your name written on them” and be telling the truth 😭
The gear swap has always been my favorite part of MIR!
October 19, 2024 at 12:27 AM
The gear swap has always been my favorite part of MIR!
I has a new face now 😊
December 19, 2023 at 4:30 AM
I has a new face now 😊