Shrimp moment

Cool trans fact of today is that Skipper from Madagascar is transgender (canon) (real)
Was confirmed in the show.

Like oh no u don't have enough time for hobbies or self expression..?
Instead of changing our economy or getting a better government, have this ai do all the talking for you!
Stop challenging your surroundings and hoping for a better future look at this sick ai thatll make art for free!!! (Scary)

Sucks to imagine theres so many people out there that dont realize the terror in making humans do the hard jobs and work while ai and robots make poetry and art. They're stripping our self expression from us and they cant see it.

Billionaires: "look i made my own food! Im just like you!" (Professional photography and mansion)

Billionaires pretending to live normal lives to gain good pr is so funny to me because even the simplest pf things are seen as a poor people fantasy. Theyre people whove never experienced the things theyre posting and fetishizing it...

Bam you just got cat'ed

Cant wait to post on my instagram of me with my baby in a couple months and shock at least 100 people
It will spark great joy

Big boobed pregnant boy (me)

Easily the funniest thing about mortality is the

Imagine an onion. Fuck it imagine 7 onions.

Im a grown ass adult who has the right to order a happy meal.
"Do you want the toy"
OF COURSE I WANT THE FUCKING TOY ITS A HAPPY MEAL

My brain is soup.

Most of my intrusive thoughts lately have been pertaining to some of my favorite movies. Just, entire scenes of a movie repeating over and over.

I will never bioluminescent.
What a travesty.

I swear if madoka magica walpurgisnacht rising takes another 2 years to release im just going to assume its never getting released ;;

*is scared to make posts and doesnt know what the first thing I should say should be*
Oh i know! Niche religion joke! Im a genius.

I am a bit silly being a self proclaimed realist and also believing in a religion as silly as ascensionism. Because i have to be like noooo not the kanye went game or the countless wild books talking about aliens thats not ascensionism, *deep breath* but it can be. If you really want.