Is it possible to overdose on schadenfreude? 🤔

#ThankYouForYourAttentionToThisMatter

I feel like I missed something: where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

To anyone that’s ever flirted with me: I’m sorry. I didn’t know it was happening, and no one told me until afterwards #especiallythecutepiratefromtherenfaire #norizz #painfullyoblivious

One of my favorite things to do in the world, ide my Vesc with my pup through the park
#onewheel #vesc #dog #outside #fungineers #thefloatlife #floaton

Playing with some of my coworkers dogs during a slow swim session. Kevin and Sid love the dock, Coopy just likes to feel included. #dogs #swimdogs

the funniest thing we can do today is withdraw all our money from the bank and dispute every transaction on your credit card from a major corporation