I never checked what the character limit is here. Only one way to find out.
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Brushing your teeth might be the only time YOU wash YOUR skeleton, but please stop assuming we're the same!

So how much does it cost to get a blue checkmark here?

Little known fact: Dick Van Dyke's real name was Penis Van Lesbian.
Even littler known fact, Paul Reuben's real name was Urination Urination Herman.

I guess I've angered some people by eulogizing Paul Reubens as "America's most beloved public masturbator," but really, can you name any more beloved?

The best part was definitely when his wife packed his lunch, gave him a kiss, and said "have a good day at work, dear! Be careful you don't become Death, destroyer of worlds!"

Most people don't appreciate great foreshadowing like this anymore, but I do!

You can look at my boozy pickle, but you can't touch it.

let’s get “beer” trneding folks

So am I supposed to say something here? I don't think I will.