Dammit Jane!
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be trans throw hands
she/whatever
she/whatever
oat milk of depressive shame
January 10, 2026 at 5:41 AM
oat milk of depressive shame
she tend on my bar till I pour
January 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
she tend on my bar till I pour
she flugel on my horn till I crescendo
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
she flugel on my horn till I crescendo
hmmm let's not do that again
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 AM
hmmm let's not do that again
woefully underprepared for this concert tomorrow, just how much heroin do I have to take to level up my jazz skills real quick?
December 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM
woefully underprepared for this concert tomorrow, just how much heroin do I have to take to level up my jazz skills real quick?
"I've got you under my skin" is a song about docking
December 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"I've got you under my skin" is a song about docking
galore? I hardly knore
December 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
galore? I hardly knore
she nog on my egg till my bells jingle
December 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
she nog on my egg till my bells jingle
a hot girl should turn me into a cello for the crime of being a shitty trombonist
December 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
a hot girl should turn me into a cello for the crime of being a shitty trombonist
queueing up sleigh ride to bait her into slapping me
December 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
queueing up sleigh ride to bait her into slapping me
Computer. Retcon. Hot.
December 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Computer. Retcon. Hot.
wow. I think you'd be hard-pressed to find a cis siberian orchestra that can do that~
December 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
wow. I think you'd be hard-pressed to find a cis siberian orchestra that can do that~
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
You get a transgender! You get a transgender! Everybody gets a transgender!!!
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
You get a transgender! You get a transgender! Everybody gets a transgender!!!
oh god oh no don't join your local community orchestra there won't be enough trombones and then you'll have to play the solo oh god oh fuck aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
oh god oh no don't join your local community orchestra there won't be enough trombones and then you'll have to play the solo oh god oh fuck aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I hope everyone is enjoying the "le tits now" vocal stim season
December 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I hope everyone is enjoying the "le tits now" vocal stim season
huh I think today was the least I've thought about death in a few weeks
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
huh I think today was the least I've thought about death in a few weeks
everyone knows the full moon is the best time to make life-altering decisions
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
everyone knows the full moon is the best time to make life-altering decisions
Mmmmm. Bicycle meat.
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Mmmmm. Bicycle meat.
I can be trusted with the aux
October 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I can be trusted with the aux
quaternary location kind of night?
October 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
quaternary location kind of night?
tertiary location kind of night
October 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
tertiary location kind of night
her instrument is bigger than yours
October 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
her instrument is bigger than yours
as an Italian I love cannoli as much as the next girl but my god if tres leches isn't the very peak of human innovation~
October 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
as an Italian I love cannoli as much as the next girl but my god if tres leches isn't the very peak of human innovation~
been thinking a lot about the sunk-cost fallacy lately
October 12, 2025 at 8:29 AM
been thinking a lot about the sunk-cost fallacy lately