Thank you for your help, I can't wait for my journey into Linux

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!
I had secure boot enabled and that doesn't allow for booting Linux, god I feel stupid but also so proud of myself for figuring it out

Still having no luck, no idea what's going wrong here, maybe I'll try a different distro and see if that works

I tried with the USB being the only thing plugged in and it still said no OS found. I'm guessing that I screwed up the flashing process somewhere so I'm going to try doing that step again

Ubuntu and a surface laptop like 5 I think. I'm getting an error where the device can't boot off my USB and I'm not sure why

I'm trying to install it on my laptop before I do it on my desktop and it's harder than I thought. I keep getting errors

My owner wants credit for coming up with this one so shout out Mommy

Your owner doesn't let you sleep in the bed with her?

My owner only makes me sleep in my kennel when I've been bad

Nah, need an owner x owner x puppygirl situation right now

If I'm not the center of attention I cry

Okay? Lick that strap like you're trying to get to the center of a lollicock. Being a puppygirl requires creativity.