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Hazel
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Fuck the feds
Mutual aid organizer
Freak
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You fuckers taught my mom the word "girldick" and I'll never forgive you.
October 16, 2023 at 10:41 PM
I've been voted most eligible married man by the local paper for 3 years now
February 9, 2024 at 8:50 PM
lil fucking piece of shit jackass ass cat
February 9, 2024 at 8:46 PM
>bring up abusive behavior to someone
>"oh I don't remember that"
February 9, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I'm about to hand some fag his ass on vs tetris
February 9, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Gonna get this bitch radioplay
February 9, 2024 at 2:41 AM
I am a machine made to burn myself out mentally and physically
February 9, 2024 at 1:03 AM
February 8, 2024 at 10:49 PM
My mom asked me what a tankie is.

I told her it's a fascist communist and she was really confused why so many trans people self-label as tankies.

Me too mom, me too.
February 8, 2024 at 10:10 PM
February 8, 2024 at 7:40 PM
February 8, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I upset all the old guys on a car forum by saying I put premium gas in my car. All the reasons they're saying to just put normal gas in are wrong and don't apply to my niche application.
February 8, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I still wish I could've seen you having sex in the morning, your love was foreign to me.

It made me think maybe human's not such a bad thing to be
February 7, 2024 at 6:34 PM
you know when you do something embarrassing and you tell yourself "nobody noticed" or "nobody still remembers that"

I noticed

I remember that
February 7, 2024 at 1:14 PM
welcome to this really big room
February 7, 2024 at 6:48 AM
drinking and deriving
February 7, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Yummy crunchy 128kbps audio on my expensive hifi setup
February 7, 2024 at 5:17 AM
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February 6, 2024 at 10:12 AM
I've genuinely bullshit my way through the entirety of college mathematics.

I can work with negative numbers.

I'm in calculus II
February 6, 2024 at 7:59 AM