Magnolia
@pupperoniplease.bsky.social
Puppy boy 🏳️⚧️ || 24 || MDNI 🔞|| They/He || T4T ||Ruff personal account ranting about how much I love love 💕 sometimes NSFW
Hey so uh does any one know if I need immediate care if I inject 2 year old already opened testosterone? Asking for a friend 😭
February 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hey so uh does any one know if I need immediate care if I inject 2 year old already opened testosterone? Asking for a friend 😭
Retiring my labret for my dental health😔 She will be missed and eventually have a vertical one placed in her memorial
January 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Retiring my labret for my dental health😔 She will be missed and eventually have a vertical one placed in her memorial
Stimming with press ons, I’m gonna be insufferable in class this semester 😂
January 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Stimming with press ons, I’m gonna be insufferable in class this semester 😂
Honestly how am I supposed to be normal when everything that’s happening in the states directly affects my friends and family. I can hardly sleep fearing tomorrow my family members will be next. They don’t deserve this.
January 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Honestly how am I supposed to be normal when everything that’s happening in the states directly affects my friends and family. I can hardly sleep fearing tomorrow my family members will be next. They don’t deserve this.
My last post serving as famous last words, this is now me gravitating to the toilet each hour 😭 The culprit? Creamy Carbonara.
January 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
My last post serving as famous last words, this is now me gravitating to the toilet each hour 😭 The culprit? Creamy Carbonara.
Every day I am getting increasingly more suspicious that I may be lactose intolerant 🤔
January 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Every day I am getting increasingly more suspicious that I may be lactose intolerant 🤔
Absolutely fumbled an interview bc there was a beautiful tatted business woman in front of me and all I can think about is how that will be my wife in 20 years 😵💫😵💫😵💫
December 27, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Absolutely fumbled an interview bc there was a beautiful tatted business woman in front of me and all I can think about is how that will be my wife in 20 years 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Wife has learned the hard way that spitting on that thang after having your wisdom teeth removed is not ideal 💀
December 24, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Wife has learned the hard way that spitting on that thang after having your wisdom teeth removed is not ideal 💀
Peculiar vampire wife who needs a custom casket to sleep in bc her most comfortable position is with her knees and elbows pointing towards the sky.
December 18, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Peculiar vampire wife who needs a custom casket to sleep in bc her most comfortable position is with her knees and elbows pointing towards the sky.
Do you think that when the moon misses the sun, she rises the tides to touch the earth’s warmth, seeking the remnants of what the sun left behind?
December 7, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Do you think that when the moon misses the sun, she rises the tides to touch the earth’s warmth, seeking the remnants of what the sun left behind?
Who was gonna tell me that lamb tacos fuck hard like goddamn 😵💫😵💫😵💫
November 30, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Who was gonna tell me that lamb tacos fuck hard like goddamn 😵💫😵💫😵💫
It’s my sister not knowing me enough to know what I would like as a gift, but I don’t shut the fuck up about my wife. So she makes me an ornament with an illustration of my wife on it 😂
November 30, 2024 at 7:10 AM
It’s my sister not knowing me enough to know what I would like as a gift, but I don’t shut the fuck up about my wife. So she makes me an ornament with an illustration of my wife on it 😂
“You can Mac n cheese these nuts honey, what the fuck are you talking about” @enviouslight.bsky.social
November 26, 2024 at 7:35 PM
“You can Mac n cheese these nuts honey, what the fuck are you talking about” @enviouslight.bsky.social
Math teacher: Now you guys are experts at splitting!
Me, BPD ridden brain worms: :0
Me, BPD ridden brain worms: :0
November 20, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Math teacher: Now you guys are experts at splitting!
Me, BPD ridden brain worms: :0
Me, BPD ridden brain worms: :0
Reposted by Magnolia
Wanting to learn how to dance so then I can dance with my wife in front of our kid to show them what it’s like to feel comfortable celebrating in your own body.
November 8, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Wanting to learn how to dance so then I can dance with my wife in front of our kid to show them what it’s like to feel comfortable celebrating in your own body.
Late big brain hours where I do research on gemstone cutting and best software to 3D model rings so I can have an idea of how I’ll make my wife’s engagement ring
November 4, 2024 at 7:42 AM
Late big brain hours where I do research on gemstone cutting and best software to 3D model rings so I can have an idea of how I’ll make my wife’s engagement ring
I have the overwhelming urge to do a lipsynch animation study of Patti Lupone
October 29, 2024 at 6:09 AM
I have the overwhelming urge to do a lipsynch animation study of Patti Lupone
Need to find the bastard who keeps on giving my wife nightmares that I’m going to cheat on her 😤
October 28, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Need to find the bastard who keeps on giving my wife nightmares that I’m going to cheat on her 😤
If velvet didn’t cause me sensory issues, it’d be so over for y’all 😤😤
October 26, 2024 at 6:36 PM
If velvet didn’t cause me sensory issues, it’d be so over for y’all 😤😤
On a journey but at what cost 😞
October 26, 2024 at 6:31 PM
On a journey but at what cost 😞
Aaaa I need to draw my wife more often!!
October 26, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Aaaa I need to draw my wife more often!!
Making a picture book of how I fell in love with my wife so I can read it to our daughter before she goes to bed 😭
October 24, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Making a picture book of how I fell in love with my wife so I can read it to our daughter before she goes to bed 😭
You check your girlfriend’s phone to see if she’s cheating, I check her phone to see which recipes she’s been saving so I can cook for her.
We are not the same 😤
We are not the same 😤
October 23, 2024 at 11:14 PM
You check your girlfriend’s phone to see if she’s cheating, I check her phone to see which recipes she’s been saving so I can cook for her.
We are not the same 😤
We are not the same 😤