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puppaugo.bsky.social
Augo (he/him)
@puppaugo.bsky.social
10% Pokémon trainer💅🏻
10% Plant dad 🪴
10% Sk8r boi 🛼
10% Planeswalker 🪄
10% Head empty 🐶
50% 🚬🏳️‍🌈
📍Chicago
Does anyone remember when the internet would post “shower thoughts”?

Like most my shower thoughts are “I wonder if I can fit my paw in my butt?”

Spoiler: answer is still yes
October 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Did I thrift this sweater specifically because it matched my nails??

Obviiii 💅🏻
October 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Getting drunkies before this flight 🦑
October 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My thighs have literally split open two pairs of pants THIS MONTH 🥲😏
October 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If you see this, quote this post with your favorite ghost type 👻🎃👻

Such a tough choice but this goblin got me good girl
October 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
October 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If anyone’s curious what my social life is like: I got an invitation to a party at 7pm and thought, “That’s way too late”
thor is standing in the woods with a hammer in his hand and says `` i 'm so old '' .
ALT: thor is standing in the woods with a hammer in his hand and says `` i 'm so old '' .
media.tenor.com
September 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Got ************ today and the other pup and I **** simultaneously. Truly incredible
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Hit the gym
August 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
About to CRUSH the competition 🐶
July 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Did someone say Pokemon?
March 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I answer the door like this. What are you doing next?
July 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
*Back in MI looking at grocery store prices
“I should move back!”

*Opens Sniffies
“Nevermind”
June 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Is packing incense for a 4 day trip too extra?

Asking for me
June 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
(In DJ Khaled voice) Another One ☝️
June 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Honestly my flirting game is unparalleled
June 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The “pinned by them” after a hook up is honestly the best compliment :)
June 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Had some of the gayest sex of my life. Details in replies 👇
June 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Every day I grow more and more convinced that sucking 🍆 is my greatest skill
June 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Does puppy get stupid high tn?
June 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
People that wfh and never work anywhere else baffle me.

You could choose to work in the cutest cafe’s and never do??? 😵‍💫 🚩
June 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
The Pokémon that runs this account
May 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If anyone at IML finds -any- mint colored gear, BARK at me! 💚

Also @mrsleather.bsky.social please make mint products 🙏
May 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Basically canon that Beyonce ate my muffin 💅🏻
May 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Like am I crazy for thinking it’s a 🚩 when a person doesn’t have a color?? How do you plan a wardrobe living like that? 🤦🏼‍♂️
May 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM