at some point they're both going to have to calm tf down and realize that they're both just human (well, if canon setting, yokai). maybe then they'll chill out. but probably not

i as the author do not MAKE itto do anything, he does and says things and i chronicle them

i swear this boy knows he's in a story, his inner monologue is performative as fuck

CHAPTER TWO

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Arataki Itto in chapter two of #ittosara asmr porn artist au:

CHAPTER THREE

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Insert Kujou Sara blushing madly and thinking, "THIS is the guy i chose?!?! wtf @/heart explain"

CHAPTER FOUR

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with bonus fischl cameo because i LOVE her

CHAPTER FIVE

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omg, *NOT* posting a chapter at 3am? who is this and what've you done with cicinmage

CHAPTER SIX

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itto writes, fischl celebrates her birthday, and i reuse a meme because it's fitting

CHAPTER SEVEN

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(credit for shojo filter bg goes to malice-wonka on DA. link: deviantart.com/malice-wonka...)