#ontheradio "join mark Madden at..." and i immediately shut the radio off

another day of work. after yesterday,i don't have a damn clue what's going to be happening... get to take a friend to his house after work though

"Qu'ils mangent de la brioche"

"oui mais ne leur donne pas d'assiettes"

translates to "let them eat cake! yes, but don't give them plates"

how else should i ask the manager where the plates are?

home is where the good, triple ply toilet paper is

speaking of contenders for most obscene ideas I've had...

i wonder what it would be like doing acid with that specific husky

30 pound of cat food

things i never expected to be waken up to

i think I'd rather hear the term moist instead of mushy #no #youdontgetanycontext

i figured since I'm going back to hell, i should dig these relics out

for the life of me I'll never understand the logic of some things or people. I'll also never understand why I'm the ah if i try to inquire why