sam, the squeakquel
@puploaf.bsky.social
can bluesky fix my dopamine dysregulation? stay tuned!
my guardian angel’s name is francisco and he works at the super a butcher counter and i wish nothing but joy and abundance for him and his family
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
my guardian angel’s name is francisco and he works at the super a butcher counter and i wish nothing but joy and abundance for him and his family
do kids even care about the penis game anymore
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
do kids even care about the penis game anymore
brother i tell you what, i am never shipping steel or iron internationally again
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
brother i tell you what, i am never shipping steel or iron internationally again
truly doesn’t matter how technically good a fresh haircut is, i will always immediately carry the embarrassment of a dog returned home from the groomers
November 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
truly doesn’t matter how technically good a fresh haircut is, i will always immediately carry the embarrassment of a dog returned home from the groomers
just found out the show is called “terrace house” and not “terra’s house”. i feel like i’ve been blasted twice by a shotgun.
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
just found out the show is called “terrace house” and not “terra’s house”. i feel like i’ve been blasted twice by a shotgun.
just found out the rizzler is a real person and not just some mythic figure. discombobulated.
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
just found out the rizzler is a real person and not just some mythic figure. discombobulated.
apparently the proper response to being told by a doctor to give a urine sample is not “yippee”
October 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
apparently the proper response to being told by a doctor to give a urine sample is not “yippee”
trader joe’s green tea mints are easily the most disgusting things ever created by man
October 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
trader joe’s green tea mints are easily the most disgusting things ever created by man
the virgin mary was the ultimate Boy Mom
September 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
the virgin mary was the ultimate Boy Mom
i think i met the most cartoonishly evil man in hollywood yesterday and i can’t even tell people about it bc he’s never made a movie that anyone has heard of
September 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i think i met the most cartoonishly evil man in hollywood yesterday and i can’t even tell people about it bc he’s never made a movie that anyone has heard of
the kingdom of heaven is not for people who know what a webm is
September 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
the kingdom of heaven is not for people who know what a webm is
is there anything more embarrassing than when a billboard works on you
September 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
is there anything more embarrassing than when a billboard works on you
there’s nothing gayer than shorts
September 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
there’s nothing gayer than shorts
god made line cooks so he could teach men how to love each other
September 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
god made line cooks so he could teach men how to love each other
supermarkets that only have carts and no hand baskets are homophobic
August 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
supermarkets that only have carts and no hand baskets are homophobic
show me a single trans person who doesn’t drink seltzer
August 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
show me a single trans person who doesn’t drink seltzer
rihanna is smurfette
July 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
rihanna is smurfette
collecting mail in front of my home naked but for a silk robe and birkenstocks is perhaps peak 30s
June 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
collecting mail in front of my home naked but for a silk robe and birkenstocks is perhaps peak 30s
if you can’t name a juice mouth kid from your childhood you are the juice mouth kid
June 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
if you can’t name a juice mouth kid from your childhood you are the juice mouth kid
how do you save drafts on this bitch
June 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
how do you save drafts on this bitch
googling recession indicator as a recession indicator indicator
June 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
googling recession indicator as a recession indicator indicator
online furniture shopping and keep reading MCM as “my chemical momance”
June 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
online furniture shopping and keep reading MCM as “my chemical momance”
partner can’t stop saying “boots” but it turns out they’re just looking forward to 28 years later
June 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
partner can’t stop saying “boots” but it turns out they’re just looking forward to 28 years later
still haven’t fully recovered from the devastation of my best friend telling me i look like cameron from ferris bueller’s day off
June 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
still haven’t fully recovered from the devastation of my best friend telling me i look like cameron from ferris bueller’s day off