You got me all wrong, I’m not bad I’m just drawn that way

You… you can’t post something like this and expect me to sit still 🫠

See, I don’t always repost porn, sometimes I like to be ✨ 𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 ✨ and 🎀 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓯𝓾𝓵 🎀

I can help you practice this skill if you want 🙃

Would a Pantone-like scale for banana ripeness help?

Uuuuggghhh! FINE! But don’t judge, I’m at the beginning of my fitness journey 😤

They delivered me today that exact pair, same color even 💚
Now that I acknowledged the undies I can go back to focusing on everything else 🫠

I pulled over to check my phone, checked Bluesky since I was already at it but then I see your post… Sir, how am I supposed to keep on driving now?!