Sonic the hedgehog’s personality being based on Bill Clinton is one of the only times I’ve legitimately felt the need to fact check Wikipedia
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Sonic the hedgehog’s personality being based on Bill Clinton is one of the only times I’ve legitimately felt the need to fact check Wikipedia
When you rip your jeans they get more holes, but when you rip fishnets they get less holes
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
When you rip your jeans they get more holes, but when you rip fishnets they get less holes
Can I give a dog body dysmorphia by putting them in VR as a jacked furry?
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Can I give a dog body dysmorphia by putting them in VR as a jacked furry?
You know how gay people often end up dating people that look like them? Well if you want to find yours a fast easy way is going on your barber’s instagram and looking through their followers and flirting with them.
October 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
You know how gay people often end up dating people that look like them? Well if you want to find yours a fast easy way is going on your barber’s instagram and looking through their followers and flirting with them.
Crazy how Tentacles can fit into every fantasy genre.
September 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Crazy how Tentacles can fit into every fantasy genre.
Instead of hearing protection I’ve starting opening a settings menu in my head and turning down the master volume slider as a placebo
September 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Instead of hearing protection I’ve starting opening a settings menu in my head and turning down the master volume slider as a placebo
If I put activated charcoal into holy water will it become normal water?
August 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
If I put activated charcoal into holy water will it become normal water?
I could be your next skincare routine
August 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I could be your next skincare routine
Waking up as a giant insect nowadays just doesn’t hit like it used to back in 1915. “oh no I hope I am not neglected by society in my new grotesque bo-.” Yeah shut up and get in the fake taxi.
August 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Waking up as a giant insect nowadays just doesn’t hit like it used to back in 1915. “oh no I hope I am not neglected by society in my new grotesque bo-.” Yeah shut up and get in the fake taxi.
They really need to invent more deadly sins, I tried them all already
June 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
They really need to invent more deadly sins, I tried them all already
I ate the Reaper from Dave’s hot after Steamworks before realizing I couldn’t drink milk without it interfering with my Doxypep.
Do I drink the milk? Do I choose burning when I poo or do I choose burning when I pee?
Do I drink the milk? Do I choose burning when I poo or do I choose burning when I pee?
June 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I ate the Reaper from Dave’s hot after Steamworks before realizing I couldn’t drink milk without it interfering with my Doxypep.
Do I drink the milk? Do I choose burning when I poo or do I choose burning when I pee?
Do I drink the milk? Do I choose burning when I poo or do I choose burning when I pee?
How do I tip a circumcised guy at the strip club? Like where do I tuck the dollar bills
May 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
How do I tip a circumcised guy at the strip club? Like where do I tuck the dollar bills
god you’re so mentally ill *starts fondling your balls*
May 23, 2025 at 8:56 AM
god you’re so mentally ill *starts fondling your balls*
Hemorrhoids are like the clitoris of the bussy if the clitoris got Botox
May 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Hemorrhoids are like the clitoris of the bussy if the clitoris got Botox
I’m going to dethrone coffee mate as America’s #1 creamer
April 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’m going to dethrone coffee mate as America’s #1 creamer
Gonna start one of those dine-in movies where they serve you the food in the movie as it comes on screen, but it’s porn and you get to lick the actors.
March 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Gonna start one of those dine-in movies where they serve you the food in the movie as it comes on screen, but it’s porn and you get to lick the actors.
Call me the US Patriot Act the way your Bush has got me putting on a show at TSA
January 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Call me the US Patriot Act the way your Bush has got me putting on a show at TSA
Getting caged is like the opposite of getting fixed.
January 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Getting caged is like the opposite of getting fixed.
“A Bear?”
Me: puts on my baseball cap, cumming instantly
“Kugel the Bear!”
Me: puts on my baseball cap, cumming instantly
“Kugel the Bear!”
December 25, 2024 at 9:59 AM
“A Bear?”
Me: puts on my baseball cap, cumming instantly
“Kugel the Bear!”
Me: puts on my baseball cap, cumming instantly
“Kugel the Bear!”
I found a new lighting hack. Body dysmorphia cancelled
November 28, 2024 at 5:26 AM
I found a new lighting hack. Body dysmorphia cancelled
Call me Moses the way I’m fixated on your hot bush
November 28, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Call me Moses the way I’m fixated on your hot bush
Damn daddy are you Italy in the 1940s 😏 because you have no concept of boundaries
November 17, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Damn daddy are you Italy in the 1940s 😏 because you have no concept of boundaries
Considering changing career paths to pipette manufacturing so I can make good tips
November 12, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Considering changing career paths to pipette manufacturing so I can make good tips
Apparently “you’d be really hot if you lost 30 pounds” is NOT the right thing to say while findomming a British dude
November 9, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Apparently “you’d be really hot if you lost 30 pounds” is NOT the right thing to say while findomming a British dude