I grab your switch and put parental controls on Mario Kart

Isn’t that after locktober?

Don’t worry about shrinking, it’s just a myth

Also caging the beast is hot, I love tops that lock up until they’re so pent up and ready to destroy my hole

Do it

Not Natasha Bedingfield playing in the background

I’ve worn mine a few times at Steamworks in Berkeley. It’s fine but sometimes in dark spaces I’ve had people try to pull it off not knowing what it is

Does this mean I can unlock?

Oh to be a dog under your tits

*stoomp*

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