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there's a moment in the movie Paycheck (2003) when Ben Afleck is in a transit center (like train/bus station or something) and he hides behind a display of Beanie Babies to avoid getting shot by some evil corporate hitmen
we see ben afleck's back while he crouches down behind a table covered in beanie babies.... he is eye level with a frog and a unicorn beanie
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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what's up with these skinny ass jeans, lol.............
preposterously spindly jeans for sale online for $30........ they look like the teeth of a comb da skinny alien jeans
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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I think you can do this! I think it's in here: Settings > Content & Media > Following feed preferences

I turned off retweets on like day 1, lol
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October 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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the frasier guy is so hot in the wet american summer movie, lol 🥵
david hyde pierce strolling thru the woods in shorters and a button up..... sleeves rollup and a few top buttons casually undone..... he has a bristly mustache and walks with a nonchalant confidence
October 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Also Jamie Lee Curtis puts on this mustache and jacket to disguise herself as a driver when they go to steal diamonds
Jamie running towards the camera in a taxi cap, sunglesses, a jacket, and leather gloves, as they just hopped out of the getaway car Jamie sitting in a card in her driver outfit, with a fake mustache on her upper lip and a little bit of shadow dabbed on her chin and cheeks
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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In "A Fish Called Wanda"...... Kevin Kline huffing Jamie Lee Curtis's leather boot...... And huffing his own armpit as well 😳
Kevin Kline, shirtless, putting his whole face into the leg of a knee-high boot and taking a FULL breath in Still shirtless, lifting up his arm and tilting his head to get a whiff of his own armpit
October 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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While trying to google variations on "new jersey is the midwest of the east coast" I stumbled onto this funnie exchange in an érotique novel , lol... (One of the few indexed webpages containing this phrase)
Cover of the gay erotic novel "Duty & Devotion" by Tere Michaels..... two shirtless torsos loom over a city a night “So? I told you, if you try to dump me again, I'm ditching this place for the Midwest.” “You said New Jersey.” “New Jersey is the Midwest.” “No, it's not.” “Everything after the George Washington Bridge is the Midwest,” Matt humphed. “You're not going to New Jersey. Or the actual Midwest.” “Then make sure you don't dump me.”
October 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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This new UCLA survey says the Midwest is the most transgender region in the US 😤
williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/wp-content/u...
Map of the US with the four major regions highlighted: West, Midwest, South, and Northwest.... It shows the percent of people who identify as transgender from each region. The Midwest is highest at 3.4% of youth and 0.9% of adults
September 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I learned about this mountain rodent called a Pika recently too....... They are very cute... I think they collect grasses and stuff to store underground for eating in winter :3
a smol rodent creature sitting on a rock with patches of lichen.... the creature is furry and perfectly round, with an absent expression on its face this pika is busy at work, carrying a bundle of grass in its mouth. up close, you can see it's black whiskers poking out from its little snout
September 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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They printed Shakespeare's "Sonnet 76" on the inside of the wrapper of this chocolate I ate.... I read it.... Pretty good. Then I looked the Wikipedia and found this funny bit!

Yo, if it is "suggested by nobody," why does it need to be debunked in this article? lol....
Screenshot of Wikipedia article: "The suggestion that Shakespeare used the word weed in its contemporary connection with hemp is suggested by nobody. In 2001 some scientists from South Africa tested clay pipes that had been dug up over the years from various locations around Stratford-upon-Avon, tested them for chemicals and found no evidence that Shakespeare smoked clay pipes or used marijuana. THIS WAS NOT A NOTABLE STUDY AND IS LARGELY IGNORED. [highlight by me for emphasis"
August 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I saw someone else post this..... but there's a trucking/logistics company called Emo Trans, lolol xD XD
www.emotrans-global.com
square brick building with big sliding garage door....... above which is the company's logo: an abstracted airplane with rays trailing off one wing, and the company's name in italics: EMO TRANS
August 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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The ad copy on the back of Harrow the Ninth is so funny....... "The necromancers are back, and they're gayer than ever." 🤪 lol.........
Back cover of the book Harrow the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir.... At the top in all capitals it says "THE NECROMANCERS ARE BACK, AND THEY'RE GAYER THAN EVER." full stop!
August 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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i am reading about the history of gay rights in the UK 🧐
old woodprint depicting the hanging of a bishop from a gallows pole... with text "English bishop John Atherton, who helped extend the applicability of the Buggery Act to Ireland, was himself executed under the Act in 1640" [from Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBTQ_rights_in_the_United_Kingdom#Same-sex_sexual_activity]
August 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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concrete embankment beneath an overpass where is written in red spraypaint I LOVE YOU REMY! (except the exclamation point has a heart) concrete sidewalk where someone scratched when it was wet "Julio Love Helen"
July 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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when my tweet gets a like from both Jacks, i know it's good 🥰
screen shot of the notifs on one my tweets about kristen stewart smoking in a movie.................... i got a like from one Jack and also a like from another Jack :)
July 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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i love how people just pile on to funny comments like this.... just hyping it up, lol. it's so wholesome
Comment thread (in DARK MODE)... fufu demakufu: Bro is driving an optical illusion massiaaaa: 😚💕💕 No fr😭 Can't Feel: bro 😭 mewooshe: Fr
July 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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his hole is very important to him!
"Wait," Alpharael protests. "It called me the chosen one." "Choosing one," Sami says. "Yeah. I heard that, too, the first time I touched it." Alpharael looks wounded. "Did you get a hole, too?" "No," Sami says, "I did not get a hole."
July 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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boyhugging is a crucial part of training for the french foreign legion
shirtless recruits for the french forein legion, out in the deserts of algiers, are throwing themselves at each other and embracing, in a hand-to-hand combat training exercise (a scene from the movie Beau Travail) even more of the same, with different recruits in the line, embracing each other, or driving towards each other, or pulling away
July 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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July 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I am refreshing the page on the NYC primary results.... full of hopium....
zohran at 43% of votes, cuomo at 34%, other punters at 13% and below..... zohran in the lead for now..... 38% of votes counted
June 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Mussolini in a crowd with a strip of bandage across his nose after the bullet grazed his nose
June 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Thunder Junction = American... That tracks.
Theros = American....? 😵‍💫
June 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Also, JFK fanfic enthusiasts would have you believe that this polaroid depicts a person called the Badge Man (which I admit is kinda a spooky name)
June 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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June 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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SE Asia is about just as far as South India is: 8K miles.

Western Australia is about the farthest away you can get from Chicago on land: 10K miles.

The South Indian Ocean is the antipode of North American, I think. [I've attached a map from here: www.jasondavies.com/maps/antipod... ]
World map which shows the antipodes of each continent overlayed as a shadowy mirror version on the opposite side of the world
June 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM