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What kind of car did Whitney Houston drive?
- A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii
- A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
What kind of car did Whitney Houston drive?
- A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii
- A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
How much did your chimney cost?
- Nothing, it was on the house.
- Nothing, it was on the house.
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
How much did your chimney cost?
- Nothing, it was on the house.
- Nothing, it was on the house.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
- He just needed a little space.
- He just needed a little space.
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
- He just needed a little space.
- He just needed a little space.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
- He's a fizzician.
- He's a fizzician.
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
- He's a fizzician.
- He's a fizzician.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 AM
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What time did the man go to the dentist?
- Tooth hurt-y.
- Tooth hurt-y.
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
What time did the man go to the dentist?
- Tooth hurt-y.
- Tooth hurt-y.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Why do front end developers eat lunch alone?
- Because they don't know how to join tables.
- Because they don't know how to join tables.
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Why do front end developers eat lunch alone?
- Because they don't know how to join tables.
- Because they don't know how to join tables.
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar.
- It was tense.
- It was tense.
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar.
- It was tense.
- It was tense.
What do you call a caveman's fart?
- A blast from the past.
- A blast from the past.
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
What do you call a caveman's fart?
- A blast from the past.
- A blast from the past.
So I made a graph of all my past relationships.
- It has an ex axis and a why axis.
- It has an ex axis and a why axis.
November 4, 2025 at 9:16 AM
So I made a graph of all my past relationships.
- It has an ex axis and a why axis.
- It has an ex axis and a why axis.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.
- She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights."
- She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights."
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.
- She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights."
- She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights."
Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
October 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
- Attire.
- Attire.
October 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
- Attire.
- Attire.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
- All I did was take a day off.
- All I did was take a day off.
October 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
- All I did was take a day off.
- All I did was take a day off.
What did the customer say to the waiter?
- I'm all fed up with your service.
- I'm all fed up with your service.
October 24, 2025 at 9:16 AM
What did the customer say to the waiter?
- I'm all fed up with your service.
- I'm all fed up with your service.
My employer came running to me and said, "I was looking for you all day! Where the hell have you been?"
- I replied, "Good employees are hard to find."
- I replied, "Good employees are hard to find."
October 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
My employer came running to me and said, "I was looking for you all day! Where the hell have you been?"
- I replied, "Good employees are hard to find."
- I replied, "Good employees are hard to find."
A Roman walks into a bar and raises 2 fingers and says to the bartender...
- "Five beers, please."
- "Five beers, please."
October 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
A Roman walks into a bar and raises 2 fingers and says to the bartender...
- "Five beers, please."
- "Five beers, please."
I hate Russian matryoshka dolls.
- They're so full of themselves.
- They're so full of themselves.
October 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I hate Russian matryoshka dolls.
- They're so full of themselves.
- They're so full of themselves.