Two artists competed in an art contest.
It ended in a draw!
It ended in a draw!
March 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Two artists competed in an art contest.
It ended in a draw!
It ended in a draw!
What kind of classes do spiders attend?
Webinars
Webinars
March 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
What kind of classes do spiders attend?
Webinars
Webinars
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
He had trouble keeping his pupils in line.
He had trouble keeping his pupils in line.
March 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
He had trouble keeping his pupils in line.
He had trouble keeping his pupils in line.
What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?
They kaleidoscope.
They kaleidoscope.
March 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?
They kaleidoscope.
They kaleidoscope.
Doc said to eat lemon rinds for my cold.
It’s a bitter peel to swallow.
It’s a bitter peel to swallow.
March 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Doc said to eat lemon rinds for my cold.
It’s a bitter peel to swallow.
It’s a bitter peel to swallow.
What kind of classes do spiders attend?
Webinars.
Webinars.
March 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
What kind of classes do spiders attend?
Webinars.
Webinars.
To start a zoo, you apparently need 2 pandas, a grizzly, and 3 polar bears.
That’s the bear minimum.
That’s the bear minimum.
February 13, 2025 at 9:51 AM
To start a zoo, you apparently need 2 pandas, a grizzly, and 3 polar bears.
That’s the bear minimum.
That’s the bear minimum.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
“Do you mind if crash here?”
The beach said, “Shore!”
“Do you mind if crash here?”
The beach said, “Shore!”
February 13, 2025 at 8:29 AM
What did the ocean say to the beach?
“Do you mind if crash here?”
The beach said, “Shore!”
“Do you mind if crash here?”
The beach said, “Shore!”
The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive, I had to sign a legal contract promising not to share their flatbread recipe…
Just your typical naan disclosure agreement.
Just your typical naan disclosure agreement.
February 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive, I had to sign a legal contract promising not to share their flatbread recipe…
Just your typical naan disclosure agreement.
Just your typical naan disclosure agreement.
Did you hear that people in Athens sleep in until noon?
Apparently, dawn is really hard on Greece.
Apparently, dawn is really hard on Greece.
February 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Did you hear that people in Athens sleep in until noon?
Apparently, dawn is really hard on Greece.
Apparently, dawn is really hard on Greece.
I got in an argument in an elevator with my wife.
I was wrong on so many levels.
I was wrong on so many levels.
February 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I got in an argument in an elevator with my wife.
I was wrong on so many levels.
I was wrong on so many levels.
My wife gave birth in our car on the way to the hospital.
I named him Carson.
I named him Carson.
February 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My wife gave birth in our car on the way to the hospital.
I named him Carson.
I named him Carson.
Don't throw sodium chloride at people.
That's a salt.
That's a salt.
February 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Don't throw sodium chloride at people.
That's a salt.
That's a salt.
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man fights the villains, but Aluminum Man just foils their plans.
Iron Man fights the villains, but Aluminum Man just foils their plans.
February 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man fights the villains, but Aluminum Man just foils their plans.
Iron Man fights the villains, but Aluminum Man just foils their plans.
I once worked at a bakery just to get by.
I really kneaded the dough.
I really kneaded the dough.
February 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I once worked at a bakery just to get by.
I really kneaded the dough.
I really kneaded the dough.
I can’t recall how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals…
I M LIVID!
I M LIVID!
February 8, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I can’t recall how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals…
I M LIVID!
I M LIVID!
I can't take my dog to the park anymore.
The ducks keep biting him.
I should have known this would happen.
He's pure bread.
The ducks keep biting him.
I should have known this would happen.
He's pure bread.
February 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I can't take my dog to the park anymore.
The ducks keep biting him.
I should have known this would happen.
He's pure bread.
The ducks keep biting him.
I should have known this would happen.
He's pure bread.
Sad news, I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine because I was seeing someone else named Claire Lee.
But the good news? I can see Claire Lee now that Lorraine is gone.
But the good news? I can see Claire Lee now that Lorraine is gone.
February 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Sad news, I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine because I was seeing someone else named Claire Lee.
But the good news? I can see Claire Lee now that Lorraine is gone.
But the good news? I can see Claire Lee now that Lorraine is gone.
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat…
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
January 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat…
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
Incredible they made the world's strongest suction cup…
I'm not quite sure how they pulled it off.
I'm not quite sure how they pulled it off.
January 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Incredible they made the world's strongest suction cup…
I'm not quite sure how they pulled it off.
I'm not quite sure how they pulled it off.
