Conner Lingus
@punnilingus.bsky.social
Let me please introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste
And we appreciate it 😊
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
And we appreciate it 😊
Oh my god, look at that bush 😍
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Oh my god, look at that bush 😍
Instead of NNN, in this house we celebrate NiN which will violate, desecrate, complicate, and penetrate you
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Instead of NNN, in this house we celebrate NiN which will violate, desecrate, complicate, and penetrate you
During NNN? 😲 j/k, more like Yes Nut November
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
During NNN? 😲 j/k, more like Yes Nut November
If I had a nickle for every time Bill Clinton getting a blow job was a big presidential sex scandal I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If I had a nickle for every time Bill Clinton getting a blow job was a big presidential sex scandal I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice
Fuck, you look amazing
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Fuck, you look amazing
...because getting naked for money is worse than literally back-breaking physical labour? Worse than dealing with retail customers? Make it make sense Bella. We've all sold our souls for money, let people at least enjoy what they do.
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
...because getting naked for money is worse than literally back-breaking physical labour? Worse than dealing with retail customers? Make it make sense Bella. We've all sold our souls for money, let people at least enjoy what they do.
Well, see, there you go. I would have known that if I knew how to read 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Well, see, there you go. I would have known that if I knew how to read 🤣
But you've got a man in white, hovering over you while you're trapped, helpless, in a chair. He cleans you. He flosses you, his instruments alive in your mouth. And just when you think you can't take any more, he says, "Good girl, Eluna…You can spit now". What's not to like?
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
But you've got a man in white, hovering over you while you're trapped, helpless, in a chair. He cleans you. He flosses you, his instruments alive in your mouth. And just when you think you can't take any more, he says, "Good girl, Eluna…You can spit now". What's not to like?
I feel like that's a thing more models need to do. "This is what I do, if you're not into it, don't ask". Now, granted, it assumes people can read.
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I feel like that's a thing more models need to do. "This is what I do, if you're not into it, don't ask". Now, granted, it assumes people can read.
I have multiple mini customs because you are amazing 😍
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I have multiple mini customs because you are amazing 😍
I could never forget such perfection
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I could never forget such perfection
Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club
a man is riding a skateboard on a field with the words `` dont you forget about me '' written on it .
ALT: a man is riding a skateboard on a field with the words `` dont you forget about me '' written on it .
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November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club
Ma'am, your titties look fantastic in that bra.
November 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Ma'am, your titties look fantastic in that bra.
You'll do my taxes for $5? Sweet! /s
November 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You'll do my taxes for $5? Sweet! /s
This seems oddly specific 😂
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This seems oddly specific 😂
I mean, a cumshot rate is probably cheaper than US healthcare 😂
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I mean, a cumshot rate is probably cheaper than US healthcare 😂
You realize you're gonna have a bunch of dudes sending you pics of their sperm now, asking if it looks normal 😂
October 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You realize you're gonna have a bunch of dudes sending you pics of their sperm now, asking if it looks normal 😂