James
punmonkey.bsky.social
James
@punmonkey.bsky.social
Comb your hair, polish your boots and pretend you fit in around here.

Also available in 3D

Used to be James_tweets81 on Twitter
Happy new year from Chelsea!
January 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The Dr has given me something to improve my posture. I asked him how much will it cost?

He said brace yourself.
July 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Hey everyone. Been a while!

Catch up soon
June 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The only time I’ve ever finished a marathon was in the 80’s, before it changed it’s name to Snickers.
April 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Just putting a band together with myself and these 2 guys.
April 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
People always told me I should practice safe sex.

You should see the number of banks I’ve been thrown out of.

#LunchPun
April 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
- I’ve just seen an owl

- Tawny?

- I don’t think it had a name.

#LunchPun
April 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Thank you Nick Rockett!
April 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I’ve just opened a business selling cheap guitar amps.

I’ve lots of reviews. The feedback is terrible.

#LunchPun
March 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
-I’ve got a hole in my sock. Do you know the best way to fix it?

-Darn it.

-I know, it’s so frustrating!

#LunchPun
March 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Just had tea with Mick Jagger and Beelzebub. Mick had an Earl Grey, but Beelzebub had English breakfast.

Simple tea for the Devil

#LunchPun
January 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
If I put my my dog on EBay, what do you think he will fetch?

I don’t know..probably sticks.

#LunchPun
January 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Happy new year, everyone!
January 1, 2025 at 9:02 AM