Cantaloupe Farmer
@punkyrooster.bsky.social
Navy vet | 17yr drought vet | Mass shootings in my city: 2 so far | #billsmafia
Why do you have this opinion so early in his career?
October 18, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Why do you have this opinion so early in his career?
Just sit on the copy machine like we used to.
October 13, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Just sit on the copy machine like we used to.
Aw shit that’s my childhood right there
October 13, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Aw shit that’s my childhood right there
Both simultaneously is art
September 25, 2023 at 2:21 AM
Both simultaneously is art
Only someone unfamiliar with an octopus’ handjob would consider breaking up with one
September 23, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Only someone unfamiliar with an octopus’ handjob would consider breaking up with one
Looks good! This post is missing your usual existential dread though, so I’m going to need you to tell me something only Ms. Mocks would know
September 23, 2023 at 6:20 PM
Looks good! This post is missing your usual existential dread though, so I’m going to need you to tell me something only Ms. Mocks would know
I bet somebody would pay $75 just for that picture, and you’ve gone and given it away for free
September 6, 2023 at 11:19 PM
I bet somebody would pay $75 just for that picture, and you’ve gone and given it away for free
You’re setting the bar a bit high for the rest of us Joes
September 6, 2023 at 11:15 PM
You’re setting the bar a bit high for the rest of us Joes
Shitty, for sure
September 6, 2023 at 11:13 PM
Shitty, for sure
I clip it to his harness and make him carry it
August 22, 2023 at 9:12 PM
I clip it to his harness and make him carry it
Ooh, I’m a Libra. Can confirm: always happy
August 22, 2023 at 1:19 AM
Ooh, I’m a Libra. Can confirm: always happy