I have complete faith that they will find new and better ways to drive pettiness to an all-time high. It's fairly astonishing really. Not only does the administration have time for golf tournaments, but targeted harassment of non-profit groups too!

I'm a music lover, this is really sad. But certainly we don't need to be paying Marines to sit around and play music when they could be guarding the nuclear arsenal instead.

Only in American can complete idiots become billionaires. I'm sure that's not true, there are probably idiot billionaires in other countries, but since we are always saying America is #1 I'm guessing this holds true and we have the most.

I have an "ATM" in my pantry. Buy yourself some cookies in a tin and then save it for your rolls of cash. Although, what will that be worth at some point?