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Kurt
@punkscientist.bsky.social
I’m a scientist, memer, cosplayer, writer, and guy who likes social justice. Oceanside, CA. 🏝️
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Report: Elon Used So Much Ketamine He Couldn’t Pee Right

The New York Times reports that the billionaire experienced some negative effects from frequent drug use while stumping for Trump last year
Elon Used So Much Ketamine He Couldn't Pee Right: Report
Elon Musk's frequent use of ketamine during the 2024 campaign caused him to experience bladder problems, according to The New York Times.
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May 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If Skrulls invade earth and take human form, you’ll know if I have been replaced by a Skrull when you go to a brewery with me and I don’t make the joke, “My friends all know I have a problem with blondes. Brunettes too.”
May 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
In order to date me, you must first defeat my 7 evil 90s commercial jingles stuck in my head that come out at inopportune times. 🎶 Crossfire! You’ll get caught up in the… Crossfire! 🎶
May 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Bees in the garden, doing very important bee things.
May 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to:
May 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Released Israeli-US hostage Edan Alexander has refused to meet with Israeli PM Netanyahu who tried to kill the hostages while genociding Gaza.
May 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I have to stop dating women older than me. I need to find a woman younger than me. Mostly because I am not a big fan of most 80s music. Those Gen Xers won’t stop with the 80s music and movies. I need a wholesome Millennial who knows the 90s and early 2000s was the ultimate pop culture time.
May 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Saturday adventures with a large cock.
May 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
May 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My favorite California native flower: the Matilija Poppy. Great for gardens, but in the wild they are mainly fire followers or grow in otherwise disturbed habitat.
May 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
May 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Why is it up to @rollingstone.com to write the most honest and direct headlines?

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
April 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
April 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The best way to know how well or how badly your friends know you or think of you is to see who they want to set you up with. 😂😫😂
April 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Sunday adventures.
April 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
April 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
April 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Me and the crew signing up for the Autism Registry.
April 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Random book on the sidewalk during my walk.
April 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Me and who 👉👈
April 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My new side hustle.
April 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I never wear these amazing shoes my friends got me because I don’t want to get them dirty. But they are on for Wrestlemania.
April 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
April 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM