Me working at wildlife center.
Customer: I need information on white tail behavior.
Me: alright, please hold on for deer life.

The existence of step ladders imply that biological ladders exist, and one day I'll find mine!

In grade school, there was a kid that threw up by a fan in front of their crush, I've had trouble talking to women since. I mean they!

What do traitors eat? Coup cakes. #jokes