Portrait of a Katie on Fire
@punishedkatie.bsky.social
I’m rolling up to Cookout with ten bucks and a dream
July 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’m rolling up to Cookout with ten bucks and a dream
Okay it’s been long enough that I can say I would actually love living the life depicted in the crockpot full of buffalo chicken dip husband smacks your ass post
July 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Okay it’s been long enough that I can say I would actually love living the life depicted in the crockpot full of buffalo chicken dip husband smacks your ass post
That one Ethel Cain thread
your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
July 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
That one Ethel Cain thread
Yeah alright
July 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Yeah alright
Got high with a friend from high school and she had a painting of her fingering herself on her apartment wall
July 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Got high with a friend from high school and she had a painting of her fingering herself on her apartment wall
For pride month I’ll be choosing one of my followers at random and taking them to the lake. We’ll sit on a dock and let words we’ve wanted to say hang silent in the air. Has to be a girl though. Also has to have kissable lips. Also needs a fishing license (mine got suspended)
June 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
For pride month I’ll be choosing one of my followers at random and taking them to the lake. We’ll sit on a dock and let words we’ve wanted to say hang silent in the air. Has to be a girl though. Also has to have kissable lips. Also needs a fishing license (mine got suspended)
I’m in the box sounding crazy like I’m Spongebob
May 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’m in the box sounding crazy like I’m Spongebob
Beauitufl woman from New York are messaging me,,,, asking me for my credit card number
May 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Beauitufl woman from New York are messaging me,,,, asking me for my credit card number
They’re muscling in on my territory
May 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
They’re muscling in on my territory
Call my girl Polio, she F my D because she like the way I R
May 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Call my girl Polio, she F my D because she like the way I R
“For Sale, baby shoes, never worn”
uhhhhh I can do better than that:
“Little puppy has so much cancer”
wait no
“diarrheaed in my favorite khakis, Fuck”
uhhhhh I can do better than that:
“Little puppy has so much cancer”
wait no
“diarrheaed in my favorite khakis, Fuck”
May 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
“For Sale, baby shoes, never worn”
uhhhhh I can do better than that:
“Little puppy has so much cancer”
wait no
“diarrheaed in my favorite khakis, Fuck”
uhhhhh I can do better than that:
“Little puppy has so much cancer”
wait no
“diarrheaed in my favorite khakis, Fuck”
I’m a concrete prairie, baby
FoodMart in a lot too big – no,
Sun cracking sidewalk in a Mississippi ghost town
I’m empty and empty and empty and the heat is killing
They all left for blacker pastures, fresh asphalt
Die here and bake on the road, doll
FoodMart in a lot too big – no,
Sun cracking sidewalk in a Mississippi ghost town
I’m empty and empty and empty and the heat is killing
They all left for blacker pastures, fresh asphalt
Die here and bake on the road, doll
May 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I’m a concrete prairie, baby
FoodMart in a lot too big – no,
Sun cracking sidewalk in a Mississippi ghost town
I’m empty and empty and empty and the heat is killing
They all left for blacker pastures, fresh asphalt
Die here and bake on the road, doll
FoodMart in a lot too big – no,
Sun cracking sidewalk in a Mississippi ghost town
I’m empty and empty and empty and the heat is killing
They all left for blacker pastures, fresh asphalt
Die here and bake on the road, doll
she wants me so bad
May 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
she wants me so bad
must have a yeast infection the way this pussy makin bread 💸 😈
May 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
must have a yeast infection the way this pussy makin bread 💸 😈
Fucking a fat bitch she look like the michelin man
Eating gourmet pussy that’s michelin, man,
Eating gourmet pussy that’s michelin, man,
May 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Fucking a fat bitch she look like the michelin man
Eating gourmet pussy that’s michelin, man,
Eating gourmet pussy that’s michelin, man,
I smell her sometimes, fleet ephemera on the air
And I lurch from my spot to chase it
Like a thirsty beggar who claws at a dripping spigot, and through so much force
Tears it from the wall
And I lurch from my spot to chase it
Like a thirsty beggar who claws at a dripping spigot, and through so much force
Tears it from the wall
May 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I smell her sometimes, fleet ephemera on the air
And I lurch from my spot to chase it
Like a thirsty beggar who claws at a dripping spigot, and through so much force
Tears it from the wall
And I lurch from my spot to chase it
Like a thirsty beggar who claws at a dripping spigot, and through so much force
Tears it from the wall
Clocked you giving corporate androgyne in some target capris my little theyboss trader joes macbook diva,
April 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Clocked you giving corporate androgyne in some target capris my little theyboss trader joes macbook diva,
Got trapped into watching tank girl. this is just Dune
April 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Got trapped into watching tank girl. this is just Dune
They call me Bashar doll-Assad the way I gas these bitches up
April 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
They call me Bashar doll-Assad the way I gas these bitches up
My tgirl got her undercut call her Clocky Balboa
April 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My tgirl got her undercut call her Clocky Balboa
Tripping and busting my face open on the indulgent mother stairs
April 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Tripping and busting my face open on the indulgent mother stairs
The azaleas are in bloom again💕 When I was a kid, my mom would stand us in front of the flowers in our Easter outfits for church. Khakis and button ups and nice dress shoes. I would always pick a flower and put it behind my ear. It made the whole ordeal sting a little less.
April 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The azaleas are in bloom again💕 When I was a kid, my mom would stand us in front of the flowers in our Easter outfits for church. Khakis and button ups and nice dress shoes. I would always pick a flower and put it behind my ear. It made the whole ordeal sting a little less.
Accidentally swallowed three AAA batteries….I suppose I am the ultimate April Fool. I thought they were tootie rolls,
April 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Accidentally swallowed three AAA batteries….I suppose I am the ultimate April Fool. I thought they were tootie rolls,
Thinking about becoming a Corn Subsidies Guy. Just getting really into Corn Subsidies. Sort of the agri-political equivalent of a Disney adult
March 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Thinking about becoming a Corn Subsidies Guy. Just getting really into Corn Subsidies. Sort of the agri-political equivalent of a Disney adult
