We suck

Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein

this happened! this is a thing that happened!

Well, they lost to a convicted felon.

Don't dance around it, don't make jokes about it, don't hedge as if it's merely suggestive of the possibility or we need more evidence to confirm.

This is a literal signed confession that the president is a pedophile. He is guilty of that most monstrous of crimes. Say it plainly and directly.

I see the problem. You're reading the Washington Post

We used dice to decide who did the dishes for years. I think it helped them learn probability.

Don’t ascribe to spleef what long term petty meanness can explain.

But don't point it out now. It's too soon.

Everyone in DC should register R and vote R in the next election. After that gets them representation, they can go back to voting for the sane party.

Happy day! The hardest part about dropping the Post was giving up access to Alexandra's satire. Well, that and the Sunday crossword puzzle.