Semi relevant, the Bonne Maman labels remind me of the old House of Webster cursive script they used to put on everything. You still see them sometimes on product they make for others like this sweet potato butter

Day 3

Plum pear star anise

Good plum flavor. Tart. Not getting pear. Mixed reviews on the star anise, I didn't taste it (would have liked to). They're all gonna have little fruit chunks aren't they? (Not a complaint). Plum baby food in a good way

Sensing a pattern. First listed flavor prevails

Yes I do have Halloween orange bubble lights, thank you for asking

Pro tip: take them off the string and put them into a candolier for stability

Day 2

Fig cardamom

Pretty good. Chunky fig. Not much cardamom?

I'm gonna have Time Is On My Side stuck in my head now, aren't I?

Oh. Narrator.

Yeah this is better than I expected

The ending lol oh no lol. They did give it away though

OMG Jonesy

I do kinda like the way the song is woven through the plot

OH. This actress. She was Miss Honey in Matilda. Embeth Davidtz

I knew I know that voice

So far it's Denzel Washington and John Goodman in a vaguely supernatural police serial murder thriller

There is something spooky here

Cliched, yeah. 90s fatphobia, oh yeah.

The noir-ish voice overs tho

The song is Unkle - Safe in Mind

youtube.com/watch?v=N35S...

I'm gonna scream

Lol

I still think this is the problem

But nobody can fix it

Bank says they can't, call the card company

Card company says they can't, I'm on hold while they call the bank

Modern convenience at its finest

Haven't had this one, but the cottage cheese/rice krispies/pecan loaf is GOOD