OMG the way i JUST downloaded it earlier today……but no i haven’t played it yet! i’ll start tomorrow !!

LMAOOOO WAIT UR SO RIGHT 😭

HAPPY BDAYYYY 🎉🥳🫶🏻 IMYY

this boss is basically the last thing i need to 100% the game it’s over for me

this is me rn. except I HAVENT EVEN MADE IT TO THIS PHASE OF THE BOSSSSSS FJSJHXJAKX

play hades 1 and i’ll play it also and then we can text/chat to each other about it LMAO i was interested in the first one when it came out n didn’t play it for some reason…but now that the second one’s coming out soon my brain is like “u need to play both .” LOL

ALSO LIKE THINK ABOUT IT WHY AM I SOMETIMES SHOWING UP TO CLASS IN THE MORNING ONLY TO HAVE GO OUTSIDE WITH EVERYONE AND START GARDENING…. LIKE WHATTTT

anyway tbh i’m glad that happened bc i ended up taking an ACTUAL english class with one of my fav professors LOL

i failed or dropped out (i can’t remember) because she had this stupid rule where she literally locked the door if u weren’t on time and u couldn’t attend class. like ON THE DOT and i kept being late by like 20 seconds. ONE TIME I WASN’T EVEN LATE SHE LOCKED THE DOOR EARLY

like i had to buy gardening boots and gloves for this class lol. and she had a local restaurant owner as a guest speaker. we watched super size me DURING CLASS and had to write a report on it. we also had to write about the guest speaker. HOW WAS THIS ALLOWEDDDDD THIS WAS AN ENGLISH CLASS

This is a picture of Harlan Ellison next to a woman in a dress made of unsold mousepads from the I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream point and click adventure game