Christian Richardson
@pumpetypump.bsky.social
A Humanist, Lib Dem, Europhile, history nerd with penchant for bad taxidermy and near obsession with cheese.
I did the same with "for rectal use only" stickers hoping that all that fruit, veg and middle-aisle whisks would be used appropriately.
February 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I did the same with "for rectal use only" stickers hoping that all that fruit, veg and middle-aisle whisks would be used appropriately.
Mark Knopfler is someone who's voice is rather terrible but who I still enjoy so I get it how it can happen. But Dylan is a step too far for me.
February 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Mark Knopfler is someone who's voice is rather terrible but who I still enjoy so I get it how it can happen. But Dylan is a step too far for me.
I sing Radio Aire (Leeds) 1990s jingles "Don't be alone, pick up the phone, at the mortgage point, Leeds 234 34 34". At some point over the years I've clearly merged a lonely hearts ad with a mortgage one.
February 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I sing Radio Aire (Leeds) 1990s jingles "Don't be alone, pick up the phone, at the mortgage point, Leeds 234 34 34". At some point over the years I've clearly merged a lonely hearts ad with a mortgage one.
Have you considered nudging his belly with your nose then resting your head on his belly? I've heard that helps.
January 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Have you considered nudging his belly with your nose then resting your head on his belly? I've heard that helps.
If you raise your Children well they'll be fine in a gallery and won't be a dick in the pub either. They'll enjoy being with you. It's a parent thing not a kid thing.
January 14, 2025 at 9:59 AM
If you raise your Children well they'll be fine in a gallery and won't be a dick in the pub either. They'll enjoy being with you. It's a parent thing not a kid thing.
You roll 11. A halfling snaps a bit off a body and shuffles down toward basecamp.
December 6, 2024 at 1:38 PM
You roll 11. A halfling snaps a bit off a body and shuffles down toward basecamp.
"More than our fair share". They live in a fantasy world where we absorb millions and Germany, France etc get a handful. Such a baseless sense of injustice.
December 6, 2024 at 11:38 AM
"More than our fair share". They live in a fantasy world where we absorb millions and Germany, France etc get a handful. Such a baseless sense of injustice.
Yeah I'm sold to be honest. See you there?
December 5, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Yeah I'm sold to be honest. See you there?
If everyone just snapped off a bit they'd be down in no time. "Y'know 'green boots'? Well this is his middle finger"
December 5, 2024 at 4:27 PM
If everyone just snapped off a bit they'd be down in no time. "Y'know 'green boots'? Well this is his middle finger"
You know when they say that relatives are looking down at us when they die. We assume they are miles up in the sky. What if they are 1 foot above you just staring at your genitals.
December 4, 2024 at 9:56 AM
You know when they say that relatives are looking down at us when they die. We assume they are miles up in the sky. What if they are 1 foot above you just staring at your genitals.
Same with freshly cut grass. Smells gorgeous, but needs a lot of seasoning and maybe more than one stomach. And different teeth.
December 4, 2024 at 9:52 AM
Same with freshly cut grass. Smells gorgeous, but needs a lot of seasoning and maybe more than one stomach. And different teeth.
@officialbullsrl.bsky.social have arrived
November 29, 2024 at 4:56 PM
@officialbullsrl.bsky.social have arrived
I hereby donate you the Bradford Bulls as a British RL side to inexplicably have a soft spot for.
November 29, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I hereby donate you the Bradford Bulls as a British RL side to inexplicably have a soft spot for.
That's amazing. I don't want Bullman waving genially at the kids, I want a jogging horror bear to terrify all.
November 29, 2024 at 4:49 PM
That's amazing. I don't want Bullman waving genially at the kids, I want a jogging horror bear to terrify all.
"but that's ok" needs to be followed by "because he had a son" surely? It's the law!
November 29, 2024 at 4:09 PM
"but that's ok" needs to be followed by "because he had a son" surely? It's the law!