Oberon
@pulsar.bsky.social
Mildly anonymous leftist radio astronomer and halfway decent programmer.
I’ve been collecting 2025 recaps and wrappeds like they’re infinity stones. I’m up to 7 now, should be 9 but discord and YouTube were displeased with my privacy settings.
December 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’ve been collecting 2025 recaps and wrappeds like they’re infinity stones. I’m up to 7 now, should be 9 but discord and YouTube were displeased with my privacy settings.
Not to get too tinfoil hat crazy over here, but I think the DoJ probably purposefully released the more vile sounding but easily dismissed files and the ones you could “accidentally” un-redact, as a way to muddy the waters around more legitimate concerns in the files
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Not to get too tinfoil hat crazy over here, but I think the DoJ probably purposefully released the more vile sounding but easily dismissed files and the ones you could “accidentally” un-redact, as a way to muddy the waters around more legitimate concerns in the files
I keep thinking about Carol reading The Left Hand of Darkness in the season finale of Pluribus. That’s such an interesting little parallel to include, god I love that book.
December 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I keep thinking about Carol reading The Left Hand of Darkness in the season finale of Pluribus. That’s such an interesting little parallel to include, god I love that book.
I think he must really think that if he just slaps his stupid name on enough shit history won’t be able to find all the ways to eviscerate his legacy.
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I think he must really think that if he just slaps his stupid name on enough shit history won’t be able to find all the ways to eviscerate his legacy.
Imagine Avatar without Spider, without weird teenage Sigourney Weaver, without white savior Jake Sully. Like imagine what a more competent writer could have given us.
December 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Imagine Avatar without Spider, without weird teenage Sigourney Weaver, without white savior Jake Sully. Like imagine what a more competent writer could have given us.
So to be clear, the DoJ released roughly 1% of the Epstein fills they were required by law the release yesterday, they redacted everything Trump related, and they snuck in red herrings trying to imply certain other celebs were doing crimes.
December 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
So to be clear, the DoJ released roughly 1% of the Epstein fills they were required by law the release yesterday, they redacted everything Trump related, and they snuck in red herrings trying to imply certain other celebs were doing crimes.
Dispatch has revealed to me that 1) I’m terrified of making decisions 2) I’m hopelessly trusting and 3) I can fix her
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Dispatch has revealed to me that 1) I’m terrified of making decisions 2) I’m hopelessly trusting and 3) I can fix her
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I miss Reddit secret Santa
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I miss Reddit secret Santa
Asmongold fully takes the mask office and doubles down on the racism. Meanwhile on LSF: “yeah but did you see this clip of XQC reacting to Asmon reacting to Ethan’s out of context clip of Hasan?”
Chat we are already cooked.
Chat we are already cooked.
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Asmongold fully takes the mask office and doubles down on the racism. Meanwhile on LSF: “yeah but did you see this clip of XQC reacting to Asmon reacting to Ethan’s out of context clip of Hasan?”
Chat we are already cooked.
Chat we are already cooked.
I wish somebody would call this dumb “bible said so” essay girl out. We’ve seen it done before. In 6 months she’ll be publishing a book that Fox News paid to ghost write called “Failing on Faith” or something and charging $10k for public speaking events.
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I wish somebody would call this dumb “bible said so” essay girl out. We’ve seen it done before. In 6 months she’ll be publishing a book that Fox News paid to ghost write called “Failing on Faith” or something and charging $10k for public speaking events.
Pluribus discourse kind of infuriates me because so many people don’t understand that you’re not supposed to like Carol without exception. She’s meant to be a nuanced character.
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Pluribus discourse kind of infuriates me because so many people don’t understand that you’re not supposed to like Carol without exception. She’s meant to be a nuanced character.
Just out of curiosity I walked a 2.5k on the treadmill today and it was so incredibly easy I’m considering doing a 5k tomorrow. That said, holy fuck was I bored.
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Just out of curiosity I walked a 2.5k on the treadmill today and it was so incredibly easy I’m considering doing a 5k tomorrow. That said, holy fuck was I bored.
In anti-billionaire news, I finished the last of the backlog of Audiobooks I had on Audible, and have now transitioned to Apple Books. It’s at least a small step in a slightly less Bezos direction
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
In anti-billionaire news, I finished the last of the backlog of Audiobooks I had on Audible, and have now transitioned to Apple Books. It’s at least a small step in a slightly less Bezos direction
This story about unmasking Russian trolls running MAGA Twitter accounts is quite funny. I do wonder if any left leaning accounts were unmasked either, or if the effort is really that entirely focused on controlling MAGA.
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This story about unmasking Russian trolls running MAGA Twitter accounts is quite funny. I do wonder if any left leaning accounts were unmasked either, or if the effort is really that entirely focused on controlling MAGA.
Dude after that press conference with Zohran, poor Stephen Miller must be pacing his crypt furiously
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Dude after that press conference with Zohran, poor Stephen Miller must be pacing his crypt furiously
The rise of cellular home internet is a cancer upon society. We have perfectly good wires, and those don’t clog the local spectrum
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The rise of cellular home internet is a cancer upon society. We have perfectly good wires, and those don’t clog the local spectrum
Honestly the news about Donald and “Bubba” might legitimately be more impactful on his base than what a lot of us expected in the files
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Honestly the news about Donald and “Bubba” might legitimately be more impactful on his base than what a lot of us expected in the files
It’s crazy how Mike Johnson keeps using Epstein victims like human shields and saying none of this is new or important meanwhile every outlet you can imagine is posting fresh new horrors found in the documents every 15 minutes today
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It’s crazy how Mike Johnson keeps using Epstein victims like human shields and saying none of this is new or important meanwhile every outlet you can imagine is posting fresh new horrors found in the documents every 15 minutes today
Hey real quick any celebrity not believe in the moon landing should be immediately and obviously disqualifying. Like that should end their career, it’s that stupid of a thing.
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Hey real quick any celebrity not believe in the moon landing should be immediately and obviously disqualifying. Like that should end their career, it’s that stupid of a thing.
$878B for the CEO is so insane. Imagine if that was distributed among the workers. In a civilized nation that compensation package would be tried as a high crime
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
$878B for the CEO is so insane. Imagine if that was distributed among the workers. In a civilized nation that compensation package would be tried as a high crime
Hey so the Trump weight loss drug deal story is all horseshit, the prices he’s talking about are the prices you can already get those drugs for.
November 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hey so the Trump weight loss drug deal story is all horseshit, the prices he’s talking about are the prices you can already get those drugs for.
Today is legitimately the best day we’ve had in so fucking long
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Today is legitimately the best day we’ve had in so fucking long
Bluesky I love you but please make a dark tinted icon
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Bluesky I love you but please make a dark tinted icon